caroline konstnar - the birthday song lyrics
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today’s the day that your mom’s vag was on display
your fat f-cked face slipped out
and i wish you would’ve stayed, ’cause
it’s just your birthday
why do we even celebrate
screw your dinner party
i’ll just stay home and m-st-rb-t-
i went to cvs
and bought the first card i saw
it said congrats on that torah reading
f-cking mazel tov
i could’ve tried to get a reasonable gift
but you don’t deserve it
and i don’t really give a sh-t
i didn’t respond to the first rsvp
take a hint, you dumb broad
and please stop reminding me
cause we don’t care that it’s your birthday
don’t you see
so stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed
you’re not a child anymore
you blew those candles like a wh-r-
i don’t care that it’s your birthday
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