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carson diddens - impressed and offended lyrics

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i’m so impressed…
you lift like two hundred pounds, and i lift like twenty

i’m so impressed…
your parents don’t love you, but they make it up with the money

i’m so impressed…
treat people like sh-t cause your life is so boring it’s funny

i’m so impressed…
you f-cking these b-tches but now p-n-s itches, you dummy

i’m so impressed with the way that you can’t even look at yourself without thinking you hate it
then you go out in the universe thinking the same but you carry yourself like you famous
just to make people think “oh he’s amazing” i’m telling you f-ck boy that life is so dangerous
one day you’ll be all alone, and you gotta just live in the body that you f-ck boy came in. d-mn

um…
let’s take a vote, uh, who’s offended?
anybody? is anybody offended?
didn’t think so

yeah, yeah, yeah

so don’t get offended…
i was just noticing you gained a lil bit of weight

so don’t get offended…
while i was on top of my sh-t, you on top of a cake

so don’t get offended…
i’m making money, but you waste it on mary jane

so don’t get offended…
but i heard your quote on quote friend talking sh-t by the way

so don’t get offended when i come up telling you things that you thinking it is, ain’t
like when your friend say he gone keep a secret then everyone knows that you suck on a taint
like when you take off that makeup and he say you perfect, he’s calling his ex for a date

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