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carter tondo - retard lyrics

[intro]
uh, uh, uh (what?)

[verse 1]
make this the national anthem or i’ll hold your dog up for ransom
chop it’s head and watch it shake like an exotic belly dancer
i’m more r+t+rded than a four year old with chronic brain cancer
if you got titties and ovaries, don’t forget i’ll f+ckin’ smack ya
i got a flock o’ f+ckin’ gulls, we gon’ sh+t on your whip
and all them b+tches i work with wanna tip on my d+ck (what?)
how does that gown fit? wouldn’t know mister smart guy
and i’m tired of all your f+ggots askin’ if i have eyes
[verse 2]
like have you seen my neck, or you just look at the do?
i know it’s fly like a black blimp with the bottom colored blue
think you a f+ckin’ loser who’s too busy lookin’ at shoes
the way i be whippin’ the coupe, couldn’t call me a dupe, likе (what the f+ck?)
and i’m not talkin’ bout waylon
i don’t even know you man, but you gotta stеp up game and
should be ashamed you losin’ to this ‘tard with a dope ass name and
chewin’ b+gum for the fun, now i’m goin’ away (what?)

[verse 3]
cuz i steal from the f+ggots, and i give to the straight
i wear that gloss on my nail, swag them matte mary janes
have my b+tch+y pick the fit and i be in it like i’m british
r+t+rds could call me acrobatic the way i doin’ a flip
lemme marinate this meat in the juice that it sat in
where that b+tch got beheaded, stick my d+ck in it’s ass and
serve it to the whole ch+nk+y family on a nice sat+rday night
you’re all f+ckin’ r+t+rded, i’m the best at it, uh

- carter tondo lyrics

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