cassidy welsh - shitstains on my favorite thong lyrics
[chorus]
last night, i lost control of my bowels
this sh-t can’t be wiped off with no towel
this thong’s so comfy and silky
i should’ve known not eat nothin’ milky
i’m mighty f-ckin’ sad ’cause there are sh-tstains on my favorite thong
but i don’t have to worry, ’cause you’re gonna lick it all off
[verse 1]
i was so caught-up and constipated that i just had to get some relief
so i took a couple laxatives and then my perfect -ss just went to sleep
i should’ve been a bit smarter and i should’ve worn myself a diaper
but i sh-t my f-ckin’ brains out and now my -ss is in need of a wiper
there ain’t just sh-t on the thong but there’s sh-t on the comforter as well
sh-t on the blankets, on my bed, well, ain’t that sh-t f-ckin’ swell?
well, i don’t need to be a-frowning, n-gga, i should be straight-up grinnin’
’cause your tongue is gonna wipe my dirty sh-t off my linens
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