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cassidy's brewery - heroes lyrics

one fine day
when william wallace woke up
he saw finn maccool justa taking a walk
through scotland’s highlands around

and then!

both heroes stopped in their tracks
and william said: “finn i’ll buy you a beer, it’s only a barrel a pound!”
when heroes arrived to the tavern nearby, innkeeper with face like a mouse
he said: “maggie old hag, bring the drink for the lads, the best booze in the house!”

“lass!” + they yelled:
“pour i’ve got coins to spend!”
and they sang, and they drank, and they pinched the barmaids
’till they no longer could stand

in the morn’
when wallace and maccool stood up
from under the table, just as soon as they were able
bought coffee a penny a cup

and then!

mighty a hangover hit!
a good gaelic beer makes you sing in full cheer
this was some englishman’s sh+t!
they woke the innkeeper, they roughed him a bit
“mate, you call this cr+p stout???”
“it’s the bestest king’s beer from o’er the frontier, i’ve got it from guy in the south!”
“mate!” + they yelled:
“give us the fastest mares on the moor!”
and they rode, and they drank, and they sh+gged local maids
on the way to the king edward’s door

upon arriving to town, they knocked on the old castle gates
king edward came down in his flowery nightgown
he said: “hey, whats this ruckus, mates?”
“don’t you know that it’s late, why’d you knock on my gate? tell me or i’ll call a guards!”

“pal!!!” + they yelled:
“we’ll slap you silly, so please come out!”
“this one’s for culloden, and this one’s for boyne, and this one’s for the p+ssy+ass stout!”

deciding they’re the best, heroes went to the west
to drink guinness and pound on their chests…

- cassidys brewery lyrics

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