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cast of falsettos - everyone tells jason to see a psychiatrist lyrics

jason
my father’s a h-m-
my mother’s not thrilled at all
father h-m-:
what about chromo-somes?
do they carry?
will they carry?
who’s the h-m- now?
my father said that one day i’ll grow to be president
and that idea?s not so wild
i don’t live the life of a normal child
cause i’m too smart for my own good
and i’m too good for my sorry little life
my mother’s no wife
and my fathers no man
no man at all

trina
honey, why don’t you go out and play?
jason
no

trina
sweetheart i worry
sweetheart i do
i worry a lot
i worry a lot
i worry a lot
i could take you to the jewish center?

jason
(mock throwing up)

trina
i think you like playing chess alone
that’s not normal

jason
what is normal?

trina
i wouldn’t know
why don’t you speak on the telephone
to anyone, just get a friend
anyone

darling, please a psychiatrist
he’s quite a guy and i admire how he acts
no one is saying you’re a sick neurotic
but you could find some help
hear me out, please
yes, you could find some help
he could help you realize

how confused you are!
yes, it’s very clear
daddy’s sincere, but a schmo!
you and i must trust our emotions
make no commotions
will you go?

jason
no

marvin
jason, please see a psychiatrist
he’s just a psychiatrist
i’ll pay the bill until you’re old

marvin trina jason
jason, please see darling please listen no
a psychiatrist. to your father here i won’t go
he’s just he’s not a g-nius type, i will not go
a psychiatrist. lord knows, but he
i’ll pay the bill knows whats true
until you’re old. he chose a man who i
think knows the answers
to all your problems. never, never
mendel understands never never
what’s bothering you never

jason
forget it

all
what a mess this is, this family!
experts can see this is so!
photographs can’t capture our magic
we’re simply tragic!

marvin and trina
will you go?

jason:
no

marvin and trina
jason, please see a psychiatrist!
he’s not-

jason
i won’t say boo!

marvin and trina
exorbitant, and he’s very smart!

jason
if intelligence were the only criterion
then i wouldn’t really need a psychiatrist, would i?

trina
no

jason
would i?

marvin
no

jason
just because you failed as parents…

trina
…get thee to a psychiatrist!

marvin
ah, hey, kid, listen-

jason
i don’t need-

trina and marvin
he needs a psychiatrist!

jason
i want-

trina and marvin
a psychiatrist!

jason
i want to speak with whizzer!

marvin
speak with whom?

jason
with whizzer

marvin
with whizzer?

trina
with whizzer

jason
with whizzer

marvin
oh my god

trina, marvin, and jason
whizzer!
whizzer!
whizzer!
whizzer!

jason
whizzer, do you think i should see a psychiatrist’

whizzer
i’m not sure, jason
jason, maybe so
absolutely, jason

jason
…ok, i’ll go

whizzer
he’ll go’

jason
i’ll go

trina
he’ll go!

jason
if he comes here-

marvin
if he comes here-

trina
he might come here

marvin
they don’t make house calls

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