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cast of galavant - comedy gold lyrics

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[jester]
comedy is easy once you know the basics
starting with the concept of surprise

[king richard]
right!

[jester]
take what folks think
give it a wink
you try it on now for size

[king richard]
me?

[jester]
yeah
[king richard]

what’s black and white, and red all over?
[jester]
i don’t know, sire. what is black and white, and red all over?
[king richard]
those guys, after i behead them. huh, huh?
(guard screams as he is pushed off the balcony)
he was surprised

[jester]:
comedy gold
[king richard]
really?
[jester]
i’m tellin’ you it’s comedy gold
[king richard]
yes!
[jester]
you’re k!lling it!
if that doesn’t slay them-
[king richard]
i’ll murder you cold!
[guard]
swear to god, it’s comedy gold!

[jester]
well, our work here is done, so i’ll just be going
[king richard]
oh, we’re just getting started
[jester]
ah, right
[king richard]
lesson two

[jester]
lesson number two is also fundamental
something that we call the rule of three
set up the joke
give it a stroke
third time, bam!

[king richard]: yes, now me!
three serfs walk into a bar
the first serf orders a hot grog
the second serf orders a hot grog
and the third serf orders a hot grog
but he has no money or neither do the other two because they are serfs
huh?

[jester]: comedy gold
[king richard]: yes, nailed it!
[jester]: i promise you it’s comedy gold
[king richard]: hilarious
[jester]: the crowd will be rolling…
[king richard]: or heads will be rolled
[jester]: oh, not with all this comedy gold

[king richard]: more, more!

[jester]
props can be a riot
ethnic humor, can’t deny it
or a pratfall if it’s properly applied
depending on the viewer
take it black or work it bluer
or try an observational aside

[king richard]: have you ever noticed how lepers have pieces falling off of them?
what’s that all about?

[jester]: comedy gold
[king richard]: comedy gold
[both]: i’m tellin’ you, it’s comedy gold
[king richard]: comedy gold
[both]: no doubt about it
[jester]: talent like yours, sire
it never gets old
[king richard]: and if it does…
you’ll never get old, because you’ll be dead when i execute you. get it?
[jester]: got it
[king richard]: good

[both]
gonna be k!ller
gonna be ace
folks dyin’ of laughter
all over the place!

[king richard]: and if i get desperate
[jester]: a pie in the face!
[king richard]: i dare you
[both]: tellin’ you it’s comedy gold!

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