cast of galavant - he was there lyrics
kid #1: i was starving in the poorhouse
where they fed us twice a year
and they tossed me out the day i asked for more
king richard: aw
kid #1: and your dad brought me to your house
and he gave me bread and beer
also everything you left here in your drawer!
galavant: wait. what?
kids: he was there!
he was there!
kid #1: gave me all your underwear
kids: with his sweet, loving care
he was there!
galavant: got to be kidding me
kid #2: i was carried off by slavers
where my parents died of pox
and they sold me to be rendered into glue
king richard: ew!
kid #2: then your dad did me two favors
first he cleaned their freaking clocks
then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!
galavant: hey, that’s my favorite hat!
kids: he was there!
he was there!
kid #3: random backflip in the air!
kids: yeah!
kid #4: so much more…
kid #5: love to spare…
kid #6: such a gem!
kid #7: such a–
galavant: stop!
i was practically abandoned
by that smug and selfish jerk
it’s like nothing that i did was quite enough
king richard: that’s rough
galavant: first, his ego’s out of hand
and all he cares about is work
and i can’t believe he gave you all my stuff!
kid #8: what?
kid #5: no!
kids: he was there!
galavant: never there!
kids: he was–
galavant: never, ever there!
kid #5 + kid #8: sweet and kind
galavant: au contraire!
kid #9 + kid #10: he’s a saint!
galavant: not a prayer!
nasty and cold-hearted
such a pig, don’t get me started
he’s a schmuck!
he’s a schmo!
he’s the worst!
i should know!
he’s my dad!
he’s a cad!
…
he’s right behind me. isn’t he?
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