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cast of galavant - if i were a jolly blacksmith lyrics

[king richard]
if i were a jolly blacksmith
what a happy guy i’d be
i would do all kinds of blacksmith stuff
in my blacksmithery
i would hit the thing
with the other thing
’till i made a different thing!
if i were a jolly blacksmith!
no, i’m not feeling it
besides, i’d get filthy
there must be something better. ooh!
if i were a friendly farmer
wouldn’t that be oh so sweet?
i’d be planting greens and lots of beans
and other things to eat
then i’d plant some eggs, then a couple pigs
then a yummy chocolate cake!
no, that’s not right
besides, any moron can plant a cake
i want to be special, needed, liked! i’ve got it!
if i were a merry brewer
that would be a grand career
i would pick the grapes and peel the grapes
and stomp them into beer
dammit!
i don’t know how to do anything except be a king!
no one wants me to be a king
if i’m just a jolly nothing
what am i supposed to do?
i don’t have a sk!ll, no niche to fill
no one to come home to
don’t know where to go, don’t know how to fit
don’t know who to even be
if i were a jolly tailor, juggler, barber, wet nurse, cesspool worker
ugh, what difference does it make?
i would still be me

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