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cast of scrubs - for the last time, i'm dominican lyrics

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[carla]
i’ve had it up to here
so let me make it very clear
because i swear i’ll never clue you in again!
every time that you profess
i come from puerto rico–

[turk]
yes?

[carla]
–for the last time, turk, i’m dominican!

[turk]
don’t make a big to#do
i was simply testing you

[carla]
then why’d you tell j.d. our baby’s “blaxican”?

turk:
babe, you know i know the truth–

[carla]
well, i need a little proof
so list all you know about me or no s#x again

[turk]
[spoken]
uh, let’s see….
[sung, counts on fingers]
your name is carla

[carla]
oh, yes

[turk]
you are latina

[carla]
impressive

[turk]
you’re a nurse
your mother’s dead
and, wait–i got it!
three sisters

[carla]
turk!

[turk]
two sisters?
well, i’m sure you have a brother
who’s a huge jerk#off!

[carla]
tell me, what’s my middle name?

[turk]
okay, i’m tired of this game
let’s forget it
i give up
i guess you win, again
but it’s not just me who gets mixed up
by all this crazy ethnic stuff

[the todd]
sorry
even i know she’s dominican!
boo#ya!

[carla]
did i grow up in illinois or was it michigan?
how long before we met was i in medicine?
was our wedding song the beatles or led zeppelin?
am i freakin’ puerto rican or dominican?

[turk]
the thing is guys
remember facts
like what derek jeter hit last year–
which was three#o#three!
and that is why
our brains are maxed
and there’s no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!

[carla]
well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

[turk]
let’s talk about your job
and not the fact that you’re–

[carla]
dominican!

[turk]
you’re not staying home from work

[carla]
will that make you happy, turk?

[turk]
i’ll support you if you choose to earn the benjamins

[carla]
then i’ll return to work today!
now, you’re sure that that’s okay?

[turk]
i say “¡sí!”
which is “yes” in dominican!
and puerto rican!

[carla]
turk!

[turk]
but you’re dominican!

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