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casual conflicts - lex d vs psycoses lyrics

[round 1: psycoses]
psycoses vers’ lex d
now i know you’re all expecting this to be of jokes in your antic-p-tion
but i came here to go bar for bar with him tonight cause that’s what he lacks in his presentation
so i promise you all tonight, i’m not gonna say one thing racist
with that being said, let’s get this battle going
now listen up you 7-11 clerk working piece of sh-t
i don’t like you or our outsourcing cousins back in your f-cking nation
but before this goes any further let’s talk about the karma one situation
you dated a battle rap chick named karma one, you r-t-rded f-ck
but i don’t blame you it’s your genetic intuition
belief in karma originated as an indian tradition
and for awhile we all thought you and that fat b-tch were just great friends
cause indians worship cows so to us it made sense
you wanted to make karma one your wife
you kicked it with a heifer like rocko’s modern life
you gave that dumb, fat, c-nt, vag a tongue lash
you wanna know what rhymes with “dumb, fat, c-nt, vag and tongue lash”?
“f-ck that dumb -ss mustache”
i’ll get your dad fired from the subway that he works at
then i’ll find your mom after i get up and sprint when i’m quick to scurry
to an indian kitchen where the b-tch is working
spit in the dish the b-tch is serving
put my d-ck and j-zz in her chicken curry giving her cl-t the fist of fury
then i just kick it and sit while i sip a slurpy
i beat that -ss all night, we shake that house up
that -ss was softer than drake’s last alb-m
cause she acts so different around me
your mom puts febreze on her p-ssy
so anyways, let me get this straight
you’re middle eastern and you’re hispanic?
so you’re kind of a cross of a dalai lama, tijuana
osama, tostadas, islam and mohammad?
a mohammad that got a horchata with guadalajara
with saddam and a lot of pinatas, chihuahuas, llamas, [?]

[round 1: lex d]
what’s up kiddo?
i know you’re really excited for this battle and that sh-t’s dope
but psycoses looking kinda sick yo
he’s been rehearsing every second he could get though
so much that this psycoses turned into a skitzo
so, i’ma need you to get outta here b-tch ho
before i start rushing (russian) hands on you like wladimir klitschko
and how y’all expect this ‘roid freak to even get hoes
when his go to pick up line is, “do you even lift bro?”
parents raised him really cool
gave him nicknames like, “silly goose” for being the younger child
even mixes his protein shakes with a silver spoon, aw what a lucky girl
so i find it funny how he front like he don’t f-ck around and get to bucking now
only time psy’ get his two arms to let the k pop; gangnam style
his everyday problems are like, “o.m.g., stuart’s ignoring kevin.”
but his problem right now is eating my right bloaw like superbowl 47
see, against denter he said, “i’ma f-ck this boy like a catholic priest.”
think about it
you practiced that line to yourself week after week
that’s something you could’ve easily went back to tweet
you couldn’t even say “pause” after that we had to press stop, eject and snap it clean
your krispy battle was taken down cause you paid for the views
what do you have to say for yourself?
i mean, i heard of buying a vowel but that time you paid for an l
see, i stay fresh as that new car smell
off top it’s off with his head like he crossed the mexican cartel
you’re in deep waters now, welcome to where the sharks dwell
this isn’t bars over jokes, it’s bars over barbells
ya mama

[round 2: psycoses]
it’s round two and it’s time for me to start offing him now
and just to show you the different between us, we can start at the p-n-s
but i’ma go bar for bar in this round
more happy than gilmore when i take a club to the jaw of this clown
you won’t be talking all loud when you see the calicoe is loaded and they’re bringing the coffin on out
with a he-rs- to fetch it, every first aggressive
you see me d? i’m not as calm
cause this turned in seconds to a nerd convention as soon as tpg put this comic on
now let’s see if this comedian can stand up against a pair of these
let’s keep it real
one swing you’ll think lex o.d’d on a sleeping pill
nothing funny about that short clip when i pull the trigger key & peele
you wanna go war malaki? but it’s best to keep it chill
i’m the streets disciple, illmatic is god’s son so don’t sleep on my ether sk!lls
and it’s not a movie made about jc’s past when i break his face in half and you fade to black
i’ll throw a straighter jab, rock a fella (rocafella), plain as that
then take his dame and dash (damon dash)
but wait in fact let’s change pace and take it back
i’ma do lex d style so you see how corny it is, the way that he rap
now what’s that f-g with the mustache swag thinking he’s coming with all bars?
your style is so old and r-t-rded it works at wal-mart
and i bet with that mustache you get a real tough feeling
but someone needs to tell you look like you f-ck children
i mean c’mon, now do we not think this guy is a rapist?
he’s even drawing d-cks on pictures of little kids like j sense
but no disrespect to sense cause he’s a good dude and a beast with it too
i just had to show the judges how lex’s style is f-cking easy to do
with that being said, the days that your raps will get through to me
will be the same day that chewsbakka says “no” to some snacks and some food to eat
the day that that f-ggot adrian stops acting so stupidly
and that’ll be the same day that madness h-ts p-b-rty
and that’ll be the same day that i stop f-cking ya mama

[round 2: lex d]
i’ll give you five bucks if you go four hours without trying to rape a chick
lex d’s lines electrifying like a raiden hit
you only live good cause your father’s will like jaden smith
your rap style’s like a good christian kid, you ain’t saying “sh-t”
psycoses your sister gives insane brain you got a psycho sis’
your erection’s never faced a girl’s direction, psycho stick
i’ve noticed your lines won’t hit if you don’t have 20 of your boys there to ride your d-ck
but if you wanna even the odds i’ll make a few calls and have my dawgs sic your dawgs like michael vick
you and your friends look like you got lost on your way to a gladness trip after taking way too many acid hits
i’m too touch, this june bug will smoke you, that’s a cancer stick
i’m on my danny trejo
so if i was you i’d watch what i say though before people wonder where in the f-cking world you are like carmen sandiego
see, do you even spit? i’m hotter than demon sh-t
blessing the mic without even having to sneeze a bit
who the f-ck do he think he is? eat a d-ck piece of sh-t
i’m light years beyond you planning a summer venus trip
your goal is forever a dream, you’ll never be me
but he been turning heads since he wearing sra since he stepped in the scene
all psycoses rounds are brought to you by irrelevant multi’s and monster energy drink
this is every psycoses line ever rhymed
you’re bare inside, terrified, scared of dying, i’m a bear that rhymes
and i’ma compare that line to scary spice and something else that barely rhymes
my friends overreact to careless rhymes, [?]
yo, no it takes hard work to shift the paradigm
see less is more and i actually spare the time
you couldn’t do what i do
for you that’s too many stairs to climb
and that’s why your battle raps ain’t sh-t compared to mine
ya mama

[round 3: psycoses]
he just tried to multi like me and y’all reacted like that sh-t’s amusing
but if the judges give him the decision just know that he had to mimic me to do it
now it’s round three, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for you
this is the round where i get real f-cking personal
your mom uses touch of gray for her p-ssy hairs
so it doesn’t look like she used to wear a wool when people will look in there
but all jokes aside, back in ’09 you were getting views on grind time in the west top division
then grind time collapsed and we’re all wishing that your one dimensional -ss would’ve fell off with it
you were there all b-tching feeling ambidextrous having to pick a side when you’re stressed
cause everything that you had to write was just left
but the way you left wasn’t right but it was right that you left
but you left without the right to come right back where you left
so battle rap left you just right there
but i’m ambidextrous too, it’s almost like i can’t fight fair
cause if i give you a right, left here, you’ll get left right there
with a dead like stare
but this is just a casual conflict to me as well
so if this low stacks up can he survive when i give him three rounds?
it would seem swell, but i’ma {clears throat}
you just stare with a pause right there when it draws red dots on this indian b-tch
no marriage involved when i’m beaming him
he’ll start to grab his chest and hardly catch his chest
like when elvis p-ssed and went to cardiac arrest but there’s no king in him
you’ll need a he-rs- to catch this nerdy f-g
a certain fact he’ll turn to black, he’s bernie mack, a dead comedian
then this guy will come and die in front kinda like when ryan dunn
was high as f-ck and driving drunk and dying from
the violent crush colliding on the median
those are real bars lex and your past battles showed that you can’t handle those
plus we can tell you’re fake by the way you fell off like michael jackson’s nose
it’s kinda like the powers of the fantastic four when you think of his career
the way you got rock stretched out burning and then disappeared
now you hardly can’t come with the harsh attack when you start to rap
cause now you’re just a comic rapper, you’re no longer the one they marvel at
but you were bragging about the statue you have with the daily dose belt as the champion
yeah, until kray-z k spanked your -ss it
you died from a bigg k like illmaculate
and f-ck what you said in your first round
if they knew the truth to why you started daily dose you would have no appeal son
you started your own battle league cause you couldn’t last in a real one
f-ggot

[round 3: lex d]
yo, yo all three of those rounds were f-cking trash
even the camera had to shut itself off like, “man f-ck this trash.”
ayo, at best you’re worth a couple cents and a quarter
the only reason your name is psycoses is cause you have a f-cking mental disorder
he’ll be double fisting at bars
bud light and a protein shake
i have multiple sources that says you beat your ex and that’s a cold piece, eh?
so i guess when they’re in the bedroom, “yes” means yes and “no” means rape
so basically he f-cked her up and make her wear sungl-sses during the vacation later
he beats his ex’s like a p-ssed and reckless playstation gamer
but he doesn’t wanna know what happen if i boxed him
straight up box him, leave him with a cardboard box head
a left hook will rock him and his ears will go “ringdingdingding” like he’s trying to figure out what a fox says
see, he’s such a b-tch, in order to beat me he needs y’all help to do it
well f-ck it, i don’t give a f-ck if it’s one against 17
i’ma swing on everything like yasiel puig
only choice is to body bag so i’ma off him with rhymes then
but in a way this -ss kicking is like a doctor prescribed it
cause the only way to beat psycoses is to hospitalize him
see, and if you feel any doubt, i don’t care what you speaking about
he mentions my name every other battle that just means he’s used to having the d in his mouth
so if he couldn’t handle a relationship with a woman then you shouldn’t
but hey i gave him daps earlier, now we have something in common cause we both put hands on a woman
see, so beating up a woman makes you feel strong as a man?
even with all those weights i thought you were stronger than that
such hypocrisy, i’m honestly no longer a fan
cause the second you put your hands on a woman you’re no longer a man

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