cat dictionary - my apology lyrics
[intro]
um, hey everyone
so, there’s been a lot of allegations about me that aren’t very true so
i thought since my lawyer said i couldn’t talk about the issue, they never said i couldn’t sing about it
[verse 1]
so, i’ve been online for a few years now
and.. i’d always want to talk to my fans
not in a creepy way, as some of you try to suggest
but, more in a weird, friendly way
like, you know, when you’re at the family function with coleslaw, and you.. and.. and unc pulls up
i’m sorry, i’m sorry about that
what i was trying to say is
when you’re at the family function with coleslaw and unc pulls up on you and says, “hey, girl!” and you’re like, “um.. what the sigma?” kinda like that
and well, oh you don’t carе?
welp
[chorus]
all aboard! the toxic gossip train
you are saying.. misinformation
i don’t talk to kids
i am not talking to kids
causе i am not a pedophile
and i do not talk to kids
do not say i talk to kids
get outta here with evidence and facts
cause i won’t survive in the crash, but hey
i don’t talk to kids
[verse 2]
so, a lot of people have told me
not to yap about the allegations
like, “unc, what are you doing?”
but they never said i couldn’t rizz the allegations
which is why i have diddy here to rap some facts (diddy on the beat, ho!)
[verse 3: diddy & colleen ballinger]
ay, yuh, it’s diddy, (ay, it’s diddy!)
i ain’t never touch no kids (ain’t never do that)
kids? i don’t even like ’em (he don’t like ’em)
i don’t even like ’em (he don’t like ’em)
i don’t even like ’em (he don’t like ’em)
i don’t touch kids (yuh)
and she don’t touch kids neither (no, no kids)
yo, i..
people up in the toxic gossip train (ah, toxic gossip train)
cause, ya bein’ toxic (ya bein’ toxic)
get a.. (antiproxic)
antiproxic (oh! he knew)
unlocks it on toxic (oh, locks in on toxic)
they call me diddy (they call him diddy)
cause, i’m like a r+a+p+e+r (he’s a r+a+p+e+r)
ooh
p, did he? (p, did he?)
p, did he? (p, did he?)
ay, ay (p, did he?)
p, did he? (p, did he?)
ay, ay (p, did he?)
ay, i don’t like kids (he don’t like kids)
no
ay, i don’t like kids (i don’t like kids neither)
no
ay, i don’t like kids (me neither)
no
ay, i don’t like kids (ay, p, did he?, ay p, did he? ay)
no
[interlude]
ay, thanks diddy, thanks diddy
kay. back to my apology
um..
[verse 4]
i didn’t talk to minors
the minors talk to me
and if they talk to me first
that’s legally
because, i just talked to them
and i..
told them to send me explicit pictures
does that mean i’m a bad person?
and willing of a second chance?
cause if i guess a second chance, i’ll..
only talk to minors, above 15
so we can play
valorant
so we can play valorant together
and we can play ranked
cause i am unreal
and..
i don’t talk to minors
if the minors talk first
because that’s legal
i think
because i don’t want to go to jail
i..
i don’t like minors
if they are stupid
i only like minors
if they are awesome
and even though that’s illegal
could you blame me?
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