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catboycatastrophe - birthday song lyrics

[verse]
it’s my birthday, i just turned sixteen+years+old (i’m sixteen now)
since i’m sixteen, i’m gonna go to the store and get me a delicious treat (yummy)
i really like tasty food and sweet tea
even though it’s my birthday, do not ask me for a free feat (do not ask me for a feature)
i just went to a thrift store and i bought nothing (i ain’t buy sh+t)
i g+got scared and didn’t know what i wanted to buy (scary)
the lady who worked there said, “have a good day,” and i said, “goodbye” (have a nice day)
i can’t pull boys or girls and that’s kinda crazy, ’cause i’m bi (i’m so f+cking lonely)
it’s my birthday, i think i’ma stay inside (i’m not goin’ out)
’cause i don’t got friends, who the f+ck am i gonna invite? (i ain’t invitin’ no one)
my name’s catboycatastrophe, why do you think that i have a life? (pеople don’t like me)
and i’m still on probation, ‘causе i got caught with a f+ckin’ knife (probation’s very inconvenient)
i was born august 1st, 2008 (that is my birthday), today is august 1st, 2024 (that is today’s date)
i just turned sixteen, because today is my birthday
everybody in the comments say, “happy birthday” (please say it)

[chorus]
happy birthday, sam, happy birthday, sam
happy birthday, sam, happy birthday, sam
happy birthday, sam, happy birthday, sam
happy birthday, sam, happy birthday, sam

[outro]
that’s what you guys were supposed to say, by the way (i hope you said it)
that was my impression of um—, my+my fanbase wishing me a happy birthday (i love you guys)
because today’s my birthday, it’s august 1st, 2024
i turn sixteen, ’cause it’s my birthday (yeah)
you not cool
catboycatastrophe
f+ck

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