catherine zeta jones - i can't do it alone lyrics
(announcer) ladies and gentlemen, miss velma kelley in and act–of desperation.
my sister and i had an act that couldn’t flop.
my sister and i were headed straight for the top.
my sister and i earned a thou a week, at least– oh yeah.
but my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased.
i know it’s sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact:
and now all that remains
is the remains
of a perfect double act.
(spoken) watch this.now you have to imagine it with two people– it’s swell with two people.
first i’d–(music while she dances)
then she’d–(music while she dances)
then we’d–(music while she dances)
but i can’t do it alone.
then she’d–(music while she dances)
then i’d–(music while she dances)
then we’d–(music while she dances)
but i can’t do it alone.
she’d say,”what’s your sister like?”
i’d say “man…”
she’d say “you’re the cat’s meow!”
then we’d wow the crowd again
when she’d go–(music while she dances)
i’d go–(music while she dances)
we’d go–(music while she dances)
then those ding-dong daddies started a roar!
whistles, stomped, stamped on the floor,
yellin’, screamin’ begging for more–
and we’d say ‘ok fellas, keep your socks up,
’cause you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
but i simply cannot do it alone!
(spoken) so what do you think, huh?
come on, you can say it…
(roxie blows raspberry)
(spoken) i know you’re right, the first part’s s–t,
but the second part–the second part is really nifty!
(sighs) ok,
she’d go–(music while she dances)
i’d go–(music while she dances)
we’d go–(music while she dances)
and then those two-bit johnnys dug in the ground
to cheer the best attraction in town.
[they] nearly tore the balcony down!!
and we’d say “ok fellas, we’re going home, but before we go,
here’s a few more pardon shots!”
and this, this we did in perfect unison!–(music while she dances)
you see me goin’ through it,
you may think there’s nothin’ to it,
but i simply cannot do it alone!
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