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ceeingee - i killed jesus lyrics

[intro]
jesus christ: chris, don’t kill me
ceeingee: ha, tell god that you fancy him
jesus christ: you will burn in h-ll!
[verse 1]
i took jesus, put him in the oven
cooked him for 20 minutes and ate him with a hot cross m-ffin
if jesus was a dog, i would rip the mutt apart and take out his guts
i would only respect him if he was with 20 sl-ts
s-xy ones, not those ugly looking ones
why did jesus stop playing hockey?
he kept getting nailed to the boards
a man is talking to god. “god, how long is a million years?”
god answers, “to me, it’s about a minute.”
“god, how much is a million dollars?” “to me, it’s a penny.”
“god, may i have a penny?” “wait a minute.”
it’s like god is gonna pay ya when it comes to 10000 years
in time, god can’t even predict a rhyme
i slime into a holy mans chest, i’ll confess my life’s sins to the best
look at the mess, i’m beginning to act like a f-ckin’ d-mn -ss, y-ss
mary is in bed with jesus, she’s shouting “oh jesus, oh my jesus!”
cent has the magic stick and jesus has the holy stick
one way to talk about or mention a biblical d-ck
[hook]
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus
[verse 2]
i grab mary and f-ck her til god strikes me down
put my d-ck in her, take her and finish her
put her in my car til it crashes
i’m peeing on a priest in the m-sses
i’m doing sh-t that is so d-mn f-cked up, i’m p-ssing in the holy grail cup
i’m putting an hex on d-mn chicks
kill every jesus freak, the peak of a bird is blue when i kill it
have a bird for dinner, i’mma be a winner
f-ck this, sh-t is getting thinner and d-mn good so i’ll be a ringer
pick yer ring for a good time to sing like f-ck it, i’m in a truck
i might kick the f-ckin’ bucket
i’m on it, i’ll be sh-tting on a bible til it smells like sh-t
wait it already does cause it is sh-t
it’s more sh-t than my face, i ain’t ugly but my b-tt is
i think i might take a p-ss, on a nun til she is gone
i will make her drink it, a golden shower
check the hour cause i want a power to scour priests in showers
i’m kickin’ down a sh-t man, i could be a hitman
trying to make a hit-list with a bit for the best kill in the century
[hook]
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus
[verse 3]
my stomach is rumblin’
i now have the spirits comin’ within
i’m starting to go crazy like maisie and little daisy
i start to go madder than a sad man with an infected bladder
i’m starting to go badder than anything like wanting to be scottish king
sitting down, i’m in scotland w-nking
i’m s-xing with a hoe that is drunk, drugged her too
she’s now doped up, i’mma f-ck this b-tch while she has no cope, yup
i’m not a nice boy, hail to the pope yup
i’m starting to crazy, hey b-tch
i’m turning madder than a mad man in a car with a stroke going to a bar
getting p-ssed, yep
he’s in the car, gonna crash
his head is bashed, his arm slashed by a knife
some dude is cutting him bad than a pin going through your brain
i’m in a train, it’s going faster than a airplane and i’m gonna die
i’m in pain from a b-tch stabbin’ me right in the artery
i’m screamin’, she’s taking my guts out without me known
now i’m gutless, she’s hurting me badder than the b-tt does, or b-tt is
i’m trying to run, she’s grabbin’ me right back to the seat to kill me more
[hook]
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus
guess what, i killed jesus

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