chad mitchell trio - twelve days of christmas lyrics
spoken intro
the time is the present, 1963, and imagine, if you will, a scene
in west germany where my friends and i are having a little party.
it’s quite a private party, we’re celebrating the coming holiday
season, christmas, and the new year.
on the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
on the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the third day of christmas
my true love gave to me
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the fourth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
four top gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the fifth day of christmas
my true love said to me
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the sixth day of christmas
we received from israel
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the seventh day of christmas
the us sent us free
seven more million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the eighth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a telefunken h-bomb
a telefunken h-bomb? ja, a telefunken h-bomb.
let me show you this telefunken h-bomb.
it looks just like an ordinary telefunken radio.
except when you’re trying to get england,
you’re trying to get england!
seven million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the ninth day of christmas
we heard officially
they got the wrong eichmann
telefunken h-bomb
seven million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the tenth day of christmas
long island sent us free
ten swastika scribblers
got the wrong eichmann
telefunken h-bomb
seven million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the eleventh day of christmas
we heard officially:
“monocles are back!”
ten swastika scribblers
got the wrong eichmann
telefunken h-bomb
seven million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear tree
on the twelfth day of christmas
they told all germany:
“he is still alive.”
monocles are back
ten swastika scribblers
telefunken h-bomb
seven million dollars
six guided missiles
to h-ll with adenauer
four gestapo leaders
three anti-semites
rudolf hess’s blessings
and a partridge in a pear – merry christmas, everybody – tree
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