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chad neidt - sunny side up lyrics

talking to you, one on one
face to face
but your eyes keep staring down
then back up
i start to blush
my cheeks get red
i’m sorry i thought p+b+rty was over too

stop looking at the zit that’s on my chin please?
i cannot help it that i still get these
trust me i would have popped it last night
but that was when it was red and not white
a premature mound of p+ss

but now it’s getting between us

it doesn’t help that we are under fluorescent light
if it weren’t white, i’d tell you it’s a spider bite
every time you stare at it
your face looks like someone farted and you just caught a whiff
(+sniffs+ ew!)
stop looking at the zit that’s on my chin now
like it’s a seven+headed, one+eyed cow
i know that i’m a guy but i’m desperate
can someone spare some make+up for this zit?
don’t tell me you’ve never done it!

just a dab of foundation?

this pimple is making me feel so small
and that’s hard to do cuz i’m tall
excuse me one moment our talk we’ll resume
once i return from the bathroom

where i’ll begin squeezing
pushing, forcing
mutilating, so frustrating
3+2+1 go, this volcano is about to blow
(+sounds of relief+ oh my god!, wow!)

now the zit is draining like a half cooked egg
when you poke the yolk and invoke more yolk
i return feeling more confident
continue please and tell me just where were we?

but you’re still staring at the
glaring at the, frowning at my
scowling at my dried up blood clot
the dark dot in the red spot
i can’t win!

- chad neidt lyrics

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