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chai-t - ex-factor (lauryn hill) {funny or die} freestyle lyrics

[spoken: chai-t]
yo, i wrote this track for this girl that i’ve known for a really long time. i call it “peas and carrots”

[verse 1: chai-t]
girl, i’m hungry for you and i have faith we’ll stay loves
it’s a sign, netflix sayin’ watch “eat, pray, love”
guilty smile; spud webb – you can’t deny
i ain’t a hobbit but i see a flame in yo’ eye
your lois-lanin’ yo’ eyes towards me
i guess, i’m like a superhero you invented; stan lee
if we play games we crush candy
so happy, like when-we-were kids shopping for stationary
cause yo, we were scr-pbook fanatics
no color of paper that we didn’t have it
d-mn, you used to plead your parents, girl
us as kids, arts & crafts, peas and carrots

then we’d watch the nightfall –
[the best thing to happen on my sat-rday nights in the nineties minus lorne michaels]
and i never told you that until today (cause)
“when i was in the 3rd grade, i thought that i was g-y”
cause i could draw, sing, dance, write cursively
but girls always had the monopoly on sensitivity
and yo, i guess they dug their own grave
while you always kept me close; gillette shave
you got a hard-on for me
cause (ah), i wear my heart on my sleeve
i know you, in-and-out, down-below and up-above
plus i make a kale salad that you motherf-ckin’ love:
raisins, almonds, parmesan and
kale and olive oil and
apple cider, dash-a-thyme’a
chop-it, serve-it and enjoy
now you can make it at home
though you’ll never eat it alone
euphemism: serve it with steak on a bone
yeah, just you and me
you encomp-ss all the character that i love: community
spotless sunshine i never want to erase ya
from my mind like a men in black taser

when you not around i try to front like “no fuss”
but i’m a kid and you ham sandwich: no crust
a rump that knows how to serve a cold-cut
yo! beyonce’s here? whoa! it’s your b-tt!
but not offensively
hey yo, i would never play you like dikembe played defensively
cause, i only got a ride, for you
in this heart that’s like a smart car ’cause… it only holds 2

[yeah]

[yeah]?

[yeah]

- chai t lyrics

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