chaotic rap battles - billy butcher vs deadpool (crb #9) lyrics
chaotic rap battles!
billy butcher!
versus!
deadpool!
let’s go!
[verse 1: billy butcher]
oi! why the f+ck you challenge me to a fight?
i’ll blow you to pieces like when you tried to commit suicide; need a light?
k!ll me? yeah right, you can’t even end your own life!
you’ll still go out with a bang ’cause i’m dropping bombs on the mic
right, don’t start beef with me; i’ll curb+stomp your ass in the street
when butcher’s on the beat i chop deadpool to dead meat
but at least you wore your red suit, though i’d love to see you bleed
you wouldn’t be a threat to me if you got injected with the v
you’re a little too obsessed with your buddy big bad wolfie
he’s a bit of a d+ck, this c+nt’s more of a p+ssy
lookie! how can 2 elites be rookies? makes me sick
you got a few powers, but you’re just wolverine from wish
like colossus, i’m stone cold, bigger b+lls than juggernauts; jugger nuts
hit you so hard with the crowbar you’ll finally shut the f+ck up!
you won’t ever be a hero, you’re just marvel’s misfit
you already look like a burn victim, now let’s see you heal from this sh+t
[verse 2: deadpool]
oh boy billy, you really butchered that verse
that’s right b+tch, i do heal, so none of those words even hurt!
your series keeps getting worse, season 4’s a disgrace!
and now i’m going to f+ck you up more than starlight’s face (ooh!)
i’m deadpool and i wreck fools, you’re nothing to me but a step stool
i’m ripping through you and i’m looking so cool, you look more like a douche with everything that you do
you betray your friends and make amends and do the same sh+t all over again?
i can’t wait for your season finale when all of the cringe finally fricking ends!
the only heat from you i’d admire is if you fired your writers
kimiko got a kiss but then they split? that hot asian needs some frenchie inside her
other than violence and s+x scenes, your series just bores me
but worse of all, you didn’t even invite me to the super orgy!
billy, ugh, looking pretty rough, too busy getting drunk and giving up
to realise your whole team’s frickin nuts, you really suck you silly cuck!
i know you’re a bit p+ssed since your wife became homelander’s wh0re
then your own son k!lled her+ oh wait, he’s not even yours!
[verse 3: billy butcher]
over half the x+force died before they hit the ground, you’re no leader
save the world? you couldn’t even save a relationship with a stripper!
speaking of vanessa, she’s pretty hot if you ask me
i’ll inject her with my super serum when i come pound her v
karl urban owns this track, b+tch you need to face facts
ryan better step back ’cause this reynolds can’t rap
[verse 4: deadpool]
“oi! ‘omelander took me son!” dude, your accent’s ridiculous
can someone on the chaotic crew get me an opponent who actually speaks english?!
was your dialect coach gambit? oh d+mn it, how sad
i guess you were never taught any difference since you didn’t have much of a dad
a sarcastic badass assassin attacking with raps and i’m slashing
and i’m leaving this hack more shredded and jacked than the abs of hugh jackman!
[verse 5: billy butcher]
i can tell you’re from canada, you’re a sorry excuse for a supe
you’re lucky you even got a 3rd movie after fox gave you the boot
[verse 6: deadpool]
i suffered for my powers; you injected your own? how awful!
to quote iron man: everything special about you came out of a bottle
[verse 7: billy butcher]
you’re never going to matter, you’re just a low+life with no fight
[verse 8: deadpool]
you became a super, which you hate the most, and you still have no wife!
[verse 9: billy butcher]
don’t start that sh+t, tough guy, your wife also died, so nice try
i face mistakes like a man, you’re a simp b+tch who turned back time
check my show, you know i’m in my prime about to cause lyrical genocide
the origins of your cr+p raps are worse than the deadpool of 2009!
pulling the trigger whenever i deliver my lines, getting more defined with every drop of the rhyme
when it comes to my friends, i’ll admit that i lie, but i do what i’m thinking is right at the time!
now the struggle i have with the sickness of mine, all the good and the evil inside of my mind
and just when you think i won’t get out alive, i come rip you to pieces like f+cking surprise!
wade wilson got k!lled son, you’ll never be an x+man
your girl left you, but cheer up bub, she became your ex man
this perverted deserted waste of sp+ce should have surrendered
’cause i burned you even worse than when you got rejected from the avengers!
[verse 10: deadpool]
out of the seven and the boys, there’s only one who surpasses
i think someone should tell him soldier boy could kick all of your asses
you supers aren’t natural, how dare you test me?
you always get your ass beat by a dude who still breastfeeds!
got a lethal dose of the dopest flows, i’ve broken foes with logan’s bones
you’re all pr+cks, which makes sense, ya’ll show more d+cks than game of thrones!
you’re sick in the head, about to be dead, like hughie’s dad you’re not f+cking stable
you’re literally hanging on by a thread, and trust me, i know how to cut a cable
like francis, i ajacked you up, this ain’t the first time i beat a brit
and after all that talking sh+t, you’re just a coward who became hughie’s b+tch! (ahahaha!)
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