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chaoticrapbattles - harry potter vs luke skywalker (crb #3) lyrics

chaotic rap battles!
harry potter!
versus!
luke skywalker!
let’s go!

[verse 1: harry potter]
when i received my letter saying that i would be up against you in a bar fight
i realize you will die in a blizzard because this wizard spits colder than carbonite
this little muggle is in trouble, beating you won’t even be a struggle
when you step to me on the mic i’ll leave you burnt even worse than your uncle!
i’m the chosen one, spitting in p+rs+ltongue, you’ll be poisoned with rhymes by the time i’m done
you’ve got no chance, you rebel scum, when i hit you with this expecto patronum!
i drop lyrical bombs with a wave of the wand, you’ll be buried and gone, like father like son
you done f+cked up young padawan, i’ll obliterate you like alderaan!
oh, you move things with your mind? your lame powers aren’t even a factor
i’ll crush you so bad you’ll wish you were back inside that trash compactor!
how dare you insult me, you don’t even know me, ask all of my homies, your sk!lls are below me
so allow me to drop you harder than darth vader dropped obi+wan ken0bi

[verse 2: luke skywalker]
the rogue leader will bury this fairy! my aunt and uncle did die, but at least they loved me
not even that dumb cloak could cover up the fact that you’re a p+ssy, harry
everyone always protects you dude, you’d be nothing without your dumb pixie crew!
mud and blood is the only rhyme that you’ll be spitting when i’m through (ooh!)
you’ve never faced these sk!lls before, this is not the fight that you’re looking for
all of gryffindor is going to be scared for sure when you hit the floor harder than dumbledore!
did you put your name in the goblet? you made a deathwish, no amount of training could prepare you for this
i’m reckless, when the beat hits i’ll drop you like cedric, you little weak b+tch!
from a galaxy far far delivering hard bars, you and albino jafar are both subpar
luke’s dropping nukes that leave more than a scar, that’s no moon, that’s just you getting wrecked like the death star!
i don’t need 12 p+rs+cs to run through this pr+ck, seek a fight elsewhere or get embarrassed
so, i would quidditch while you’re ahead or end up perished like your parents!
[verse 3: harry potter]
i expected more from you, but that diss was a pretty low blow
well, not nearly as low as your sister goes down on han solo! (oh!)
you mad bro? i know you’re jealous, you tried to lay with leia! ugh! my raps are lethal
incest is and but i don’t think anything could be as awful as your prequels!
awaken the force? i’d rather use the schwartz, all of hogwarts agrees that your saga sucks
between you and han, i think your sis has had enough, and after being at that palace call her jabba the sl+t!
i spit as sharp as a raven’s claw, you’re annoying and not at all huffle tuff
seriously dude, you and jar jar binks both need to just shut the f+ck up!

[verse 4: luke skywalker]
you should lose 150 points for that verse, all you nerdy twerps just don’t compare
i was so d+mn disappointed in your raps i should lock them back under the stairs!
you’re so diverse man, lol jk! i’m so far beyond your range it’s insane
it’s clear your author doesn’t really like change, i mean, look at your movies, they’re all the d+mn same!
a hero of the galaxy i was born to be, the force in me will destroy your sorcery
i’ll give you a whomping worse than that willow tree, i’m no lord but verbally you bow down to me!

[verse 5: harry potter]
ewoks bro? was that attack of the gnomes? you and wannabe et just need to go home!

[verse 6: luke skywalker]
hold the phone, you leave yoda alone! he was better than all you little houdini clones!

[verse 7: harry potter]
just stop complaining for once, you twit, i mean, you’re an even bigger b+tch than umbridge
[verse 8: luke skywalker]
after we fight boy, you won’t be who lived, i’ll take a saber and split this halved blood prince!

[verse 9: harry potter]
i’ve had enough of this guy’s wack rhymes, when i fight evil i always survive
so you want to compare your legacy to mine? you’re the one who actually died!
there’s just no hope for you, luke, even when you strike back it’s wack sh+t
call this battle of the stormtrooper ’cause you can’t land a single d+mn hit!
i k!ll it with the lyrics, i don’t even have a limit, so you better search your feelings and admit it that i win this
like a boggart with the switches, you’ll be fearing all my disses, when i spit it you’re finished and looking f+cking riddikulus!
you got riddled with wits, even tom knows i’m boss, my path is something you don’t ever want to cross
i know you already lost a hand, but i’m going to have to hand you this loss!
facing me was of the highest risk, your whole d+mn crew will get their asses kicked
my magic stick will blow your mind trick, i slayed you worse than the basilisk!
i rep spells for life, your raps were too light, you got mauled like darth you little sky talker
there won’t ever be another spitter harder than potter, so for us being rappers, luke, i am your father!

[verse 10: luke skywalker]
that’s impossible with how sh+t your flow is, if you think you beat me you truly are demented
try to fly away i’ll strike you down like hedwig, and drop a severed wizard even faster than snape did!
screw this hocus pocus, your patronus is bogus, you’re not a worthy opponent, and every one of you knows it
i don’t ever lose focus and you’ll be the one who’s choking when i spit these sickly disses that are iller than covid!
so many wizards died, which is your fault man, take a lesson from that b+tch and just give in!
they should lock your ass up in askaban, then no one would have to hear those sh+tty raps again!
i’m spitting it more insidious than darth sidious, you really are an idiot with those weak threats
may the force be strong with this jedi tonight as i weasel my way in your wife’s chamber of secrets
i’ll avada kedavra this hack of a rapper, i’m light years ahead, get it through your scarred head!
you should be thanking me for this defeat you see, now join your family ’cause you’ll be siriusly dead!
who do you think won? harry potter or luke skywalker?
who should battle next?
chaotic rap battles!

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