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chaoticrapbattles - jack sparrow vs captain hook (crb #4) lyrics

chaotic rap battles!
jack sparrow!
versus!
captain hook!
let’s go!

[verse 1: captain hook]
avast mate and take a look, you ain’t ready to face james hook
i’ll leave you defeated and bl++dy and shook, you can’t spit with this infamous villainous crook!
you’ll be walking the plank if you even think that you could survive a fight with me
all hands on deck mr. smee as i commit this lyrical mutiny!
better back up all that smack talk, this blithering idiot will get jacked up
you got bad luck with that black spot, make this fight count, you’ve only got one shot!
as soon as i go in i’m flowing like oceans, these vocals are smoking from verbal explosions
your raps and your hopes and those bones will get broken when i’m swinging my lyrical sword in these motions
witty jack got some p+ssy raps, you’re such a b+tch that you’rе used to getting slapped
i’m spitting facts and kicking ass, go cannonb+lls to thе wall when i’m hitting back!
the top+tier buccaneer, you better steer clear and fear me even more than blackbeard
ye be warned jack, run like you always do and just get the f+ck out of here!

[verse 2: jack sparrow and mr. gibbs]
there should be a captain somewhere in those things that you call raps
i’m not even sure what’s worse, your half+assed verse or that hat
i’ve got a vessel of insults so welcome aboard, but if i were you i’d succumb to some sort of accord
with words that are as dull as your sword, you’ll die crossing blades with a pirate lord
i get sick when i spit and so sharp with the wit that your throat will be slit, so abandon your ship
mr. gibbs! aye captain! let’s show this codfish just who he’s messing with!
i’m captain jack sparrow, spitting hard and mean, the best pirate the world has ever seen
i’ll drop you fast and clean like a guillotine and sink this paranoid drama queen
who knew sparrow could spit so legit though? came out of my sh+ll, call me captain calypso
i rid foes and did so with sick flows, you’re gonna get k!lled when i shipwreck this schizo!
you’re a sh+tshow mate, and as pirates go, i’ve never seen such a disgrace
i’ve sailed to great lengths, put death in its place, you’re more of a mess than davy jones’ face
these bars are heavy, aim is too steady, it’s only round 1 but i’ve won already
you’ll face the gallows if you step to me, i’ll f+ck you up worse than your ptsd, savvy
[verse 3: captain hook]
you’ll lose this battle like you lost your ship, i’ll not be outdone by the likes of you
dude, you completely suck at duels, and were almost k!lled by half your d+mn crew!
hook goes hard when hook throws shots, who’s winning this brawl? it’s hook by far!
i’m not surprised you’re behind in bars ’cause most of the time you wind up behind bars
the captain of rapping who’s on the attack and you just cannot match what i’m verbally packing
there’s no way around it, your ending will happen, i’ll devour this b+tch even worse than the kraken!

[verse 4: jack sparrow]
you don’t want to be doing this mate, i’ll break you into 9 pieces of 8
tick tock mate, the locker awaits, a jar of dirt won’t help you escape your fate
cuse soon may the crocodile come to eat you and tear you limb from limb
then after the k!lling is done, i’ll drink all of the rum (ugh!)
why is the rum always gone? i could be drunk and still teach you a lesson
honestly, how do you expect to beat me when your ass can’t even beat depression?
quit stressing, but i won’t stop you this time if you decide to try suicide again
so just save us both the trouble and put that gun back to your head

[verse 5: captain hook]
use your compass to find some decent rhymes, oh nevermind, it’s cr+p like your last movie

[verse 6: jack sparrow]
my compass hits the spot and women love me, i plunder down under when they surrender the booty

[verse 7: captain hook]
i suppose you’re like barbossa in a fight, you don’t got a leg to stand on man!
[verse 8: jack sparrow]
you’re struggling hook, do you need a hand? you shoot rhymes like cannons, cause your disses never land!

[verse 9: captain hook]
you know what’s cursed? every verse you’ve dispersed! and after my third, you’ll say parlay instead
i’ll send you back to that land of the dead when these lyrics sail at full speed ahead!
i’ll be ripping you to pieces when i hit you with a thesis up your defence, i’m the meanest and i cannot be defeated
i’m gonna get heated, you should have retreated, you won’t get the win even if you had cheated, elite on the mic and you better believe it, insane with the rap when i go off the deep end!
disney’s og, diss me? b+tch please! almost got hung but can’t hang with me
i hope the mermaids drag you down so deep, you’ll rip 20,000 leagues under the sea!
you got fired and burned, well that’s what i heard, after a loss to me you’ve got nothing left
your overrated ass should retire next cause i sent you straight down to the johnny depths!

[verse 10: jack sparrow]
finally finished then? that was sickening! you don’t want to test these waters man
i’m king of the carribbean, who’s hotter than he’s ever been, hit harder than armada’s, so don’t ever fight me again!
i crushed this hasbeen douche in the booth, i even discovered the fountain of youth
you’re a kidnapper and a sh+t rapper who gets his ass kicked by a bunch of youths!
i live the pirate’s life and it’s d+mn epic, i defeat enemies, but you? pathetic!
the amount of losses you have is so tragic they should call your story peter pandemic!
bangarang hook, you’re on stranger tides, you lost boy, should have stepped aside
got marooned with rhymes and left behind to die, remember this as the day you almost survived

who do you think won? jack sparrow or captain hook?
who should battle next?
chaotic rap battles!

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