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charles galbasin's spinoff work - first song. lyrics

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(strum)

i hope+

(dad: baby+)

i hope you don’t run out of storage on your phone

(dad: i’m not, baby, i’m good. come on. you got it.)

(audience member: 3+2+1)

thank you

(strum)

this is the+ (+ahem+)

(dad: you got it!)

i had it..

(audience members: you got it, you got it!)
(my teachers: do it again.)

(audience member: 3+2+1)

(song)

this is the first song you will ever hear from me

the first time you hear my singing voice and realize it’s not what you thought it’d be

this is the first time you will ever hear me “sing.”

so don’t get expectations too high, or i might just ruin your evening

i’ve always thought i was a funny guy, but never had anyone to prove it

i’ve been pretending to do this my entire life, so shut your f+cking mouth if you think it’s stupid

this is+ (+ahem+) sorry+

this isn’t the first song i have ever made

before this i had a hundred and three songs across three comedy specials and seven albums

and this isn’t the first song i have ever played
before this i sung for three people, and my wall in a couple wanted pathetic f+cking awful serenades

i’m not gonna be able to show myself in the time i have, but i hope in about 5 minutes i can make you laugh at least once

i really hope they don’t decide to cut my set in half

after all, i’m placing my future in the hands of all you c+nts!

oh, sh+t.. he lost it again

(same 4 chord “instrumental”)

this is the first song i’ll ever perform for more than three people at a time

hopefully people comment on this with the sentence “a legend was born” ’cause i am here for the ride

i’ve been chasing this dream for all my life

i’ve been chasing my enemies through the playground with a knife

derealization has made me realize, if i want to see my future: look into my audiences eyes

this is the first song, you will ever hear+ nope! i will ever play for you

i hope it was awesome, and you add it to your murder playlist
this is the first song you’ll ever listen to

and also the first song in my “album that actually exists.”

(cheers)

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