charles penrose - the laughing policeman lyrics
i know a fat old policeman
he’s always on our street
a fat old jolly red+faced man
he really is a treat
he’s too kind for a policeman
he’s never known to frown
and everybody says he is
the happiest man in town
+laughter+
he laughs upon point of duty
he laughs upon his beat
he laughs at everybody
when he’s walking in the street
he never can stop laughing
he says he’s never tried
but once he did arrest a man
and laughed until he cried
+laughter+
his jolly facе it wrinkled
and then he shut his еyes
he opened his great mouth
it was a wonderous size
he said “i must arrest you”
he didn’t know what for
and then he started laughing
until he cracked his jaw
+laughter+
so if you chance to meet him
when walking ’round the town
just shake him by his fat old hand
and give him half a crown
his eyes will beam and sparkle
he’ll gurgle with delight
and then you’ll start him laughing
with all his blessed might
+laughter+
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