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charlie winsmore - dating in portland lyrics

[intro]
how do i persist?
how do i persist, yeah
how do i persist?
i’m dating in portland
how do i persist, yeah
how do i persist?
how do i persist?
i’m dating in portland
how do i persist, man?
how do i persist?
how do i persist?
how do i persist?
dating in portland
how do i persist?
[verse 1]
dating in portland has me f+cked up
swiping in my bedroom, i sip from my cup
until i see a profile that has me like “whaaat”
her first pic’s a video shaking her b+tt
i’m guilty, i swipe right, i match, it’s a dub
couldn’t think of a line so i said “hey, what’s up?”
… yeah, i’m sure that’s gonna get her
but there’s fish in the sea, she ignores i’ll forget her
it’s a cold scene, don’t forget your sweater
i was feeling rеal good until i read her headеr
look, she’s cute, but she’s non+manog
i can’t split you, i get you, that’s honest to god
her profile says “#acab” and “defund the cops”
i don’t know what to do with that, that’s not my job
she got an onlyfans but look, i don’t judge her
but gave me some pause [?], wanna film when i…

sometimes they reach for me, just get the dial tone
sometimes i feel like i’m just gonna die alone
well at least it’s a fire song
love me, i’m ugly, come ‘round for a ride+along

[verse 2]
next one has a profile that says “i’m that b+tch”
we’ve been talking for weeks think she’s a catfish
well it’s a numbers game baby
i’m vibing, i’m shooting, i’m swiping like crazy
the next one text me too much
didn’t respond in 5 minutes she’d text me like “…um?”
maintain for some weeks then i get in the slump
i ghost her + she’s furious + says i am a bum
and maybe she’s right, i should retire for the night
i’m getting depressed feels like i’m losing my mind
then i realise i have nothing but time
message on hinge trying to make this girl mine
i think that she’s cute, play it cool but i’m blurting it
then i scroll down + she’s f+cking conservative
went on a date anyway, i’m ashamed
don’t look at me sideways, i’m playing the game
we stayed off the topic, she said “hey, i’m feeling ya”
hit in a room full of trump memorabilia
f+ck, think i’m losing my dignity
so many right swipes but no+one will sit with me
d+mn, i think i’m retired
looks like my love life’s come down to the wire
i’m juiced up like mcgwire
i’m falling apart, but at least this song’s fire

i’m dating in portland
[laughs]

- charlie winsmore lyrics

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