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charlie winsmore - home improvement lyrics

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-auuugh-
oh god, what am i gonna do when ti- tool time gets cancelled?
i think wilson is gonna k!ll me…
my son brad is a huge douchebag
i think jill is having an affair (i saw her sucking wilson’s d-ck)
-auuugh- -laughter-

randy won’t stop watching vr p-rn
why am i attracted to al borland, is it his flannel shirts?
-aaauuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh-

i only buy all these tools because i can’t satisfy my wife
i think brad (mark, i meant mark) is having s-x with her
that’s ok, that’s ok, i’m a modern father. i can do it. (aw oh oh)
i start, uh, i’m ,s uh, snorting cocaine again
(sssssmokin) (my -ss)

i can’t stop all these (my -ss) noises in my head
-aauugh- -auugh- -aaaauhg-
make it end

my modern american family is falling apart
(rolling around at the speed of sound, places to go gotta follow my rainbow)
i hear some dope sh-t been popping off at the club, but i can never attend due to my wh-r- wife
-ah!-
heidi is one hot piece of -ss
but i can’t seem to get it up any more
oh god, this song has gone horribly wrong. what do i do

(ssmokin)
ok, get off the ri-, just get off the ride. f-ck



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