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chazer wazer - a night in the club lyrics

[verse 1]
ya boi was havin’ a fun night in the club
i was groping b+tches ’cause i don’t give a f+ck
next thing i know i’m with a sl+t
but this b+tch is looking at me funny, she must know i’m rich
but hey, with tits like that, she can have my money, so i say nice tits
i weren’t sure how she’d take it, but she appeared to like it
so i ask her some questions like “what music do you vibe, b+tch?”
she responds with “oh, i like billie ilish”
and i’m thinking, “oh f+ck, is this b+tch 14 or summin'”?
i made her get out her id and i saw summin’
okay, good she’s 20, can’t wait to get this wh0re cummin’
like seriously, i will bend this b+tch over for some serious raw f+ckin’
she says bye to her friends and they start laughin’, i can’t be that ugly
on the drive i say “yo, your ass is phat, f+ck me”
by this point, she hasn’t asked anything about me, i don’t care
that’s what i hate about a b+tch, i won’t share
so that makes this girl perfect, she’s got yolk hair
by that i mean she’s blonde and i pull it if the hoe dares
we get to my house and i can’t wait so i say “go, stares”

[chorus]
this is what happens when you come to the club
a couple of drinks and you’re ready to f+ck
or you could end up on your own
asking to be picked up by your mum on the phone
[verse 2]
i take her upstairs, lay her on the bed
but oh no, i remember my cat is on the floor dead
she’s like “yo, why the f+ck is there a dead cat in here?”
“funny story, the cat shat in here, so i hit him with a bat in here
i slayed that p+ssy, so now, let my slay yours”
but she’s like, “i can’t f+ck with a dead cat in here, i hate gore”
so i’m like “fine wh0re, i’ll get rid of the cat”
i take it of the mat and throw it in some cr+p
“happy wh0re? now can we have s+x”
she’s like “sure, but your better be best”
i reply with “i’ll f+ck you like your dead”
“what did you just say?” never mind
i kiss her body and go down on her, i’m doing fine
i take her pants off but, she goes, “can we turn off the light?”
“i usually do it in the dark, but f+ck it”
and f+ck it, i did, we f+cked for like 3 minutes
i came pretty early, but i was still innit
so it counts, i switch on the lamp so i can go clean myself up
as i switch on the light, i saw summin’ that made me go “yo, what the f+ck”
she’s like “what?”
“you’ve got a f+cking d+ck and nuts, that’s f+cking nuts”
she goes “yeah, i’m a transvestite, i thought you knew”
“how the f+ck would i know?, you piece of sh+t”
“oh so know you’re being transphobic?”
“i’m not, it’s just, if you’re gonna f+ck someone, at least tell someone you have a d+ck”
but then i get a phone call from my mum
“what?”
“hey, sweetie, as you know, you’re long lost brother is visiting tomorrow”
“yeah, and?”
“well, just letting you know, he’s a transvestite”

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