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chazer wazer - adam and eve the tv show (has been remastered) lyrics

verse 1

so you wanna know about the show
well i’ll tell you about a garden that grows
just for context
before video text
god created the world in 6 days
even though it’s bit of a cliche
but at least we have sat-rday
do you know who was first
maybe it was a curse
but anyway it was adam
and just like eminem he hit rock bottom
he was lonely
and that made him angry
and there was no one complaining about his belly
but he was gonna make friends because he weren’t no c-ckney
then god created eve
then adam didn’t have to make-believe
but then a mistake was made
by a snake that wasn’t afraid
then they were betrayed
cause they were promised things that didn’t come true
then god made his debut
and said oi you
iv’e just had a breakthrough
why don’t i invent something called a c-ckatoo
well anyway why don’t i give you a curfew
only joking get the f-ck out
you little sprout
do you wanna have a punch-out
but don’t freak out
adam you can stay
because your not joshter jay
now eve get the f-ck out my way (ya)

chorus

adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show
adam and eve the tv show

verse 2

well any way eve was out
and she weren’t a scout
but then adam got kicked out as well
which wasn’t too swell
but then god said
you little knuckleheads
your getting your own show
and it better be bravo
and can you two play the bongo’s
now be gone
and become icons
and don’t be morons
the first episode
wasn’t over shadowed
it was funny as f-ck
they could afford to go to starbucks
there fans were awestruck
they chazer wazer to do the song
and i must admit it’s strong
adam went on mock the week
when he weren’t even at his peak
and eve went on this morning
due to her acting
she also went skateboarding
with avril lavigne
but then called her a has been
which started a b-tch fight
which gave adam a fright
that started the downfall
which was a shame because she was hotter than a fire ball
and broke protocol
by drinking alcohol
and she said she was the f-cking star after all
so they replaced her with jack whitehall
but that didn’t work
and everyone went berzerk
they also had to change network

chorus

adam and jack the tv show
adam and jack the tv show
adam and jack the tv show
adam and jack the tv show
adam and jack the tv show
adam and jack the tv show

hook

that wasn’t a hit
it was sh-t
so it became

chorus

adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show
adam the tv show

- chazer wazer lyrics

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