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chazer wazer - prt time (has been remastered) lyrics

[verse 1]
when i walk in the club
i really fancy some grub
and i don’t even need to watch p-rnhub
but that’s probably because my birth was a botch
but anyway lets not talk about my crotch
if its a sh-t club then i want my cash back
i’ll take you on a little flashback
h-llo i’m 5 year old chazer wazer
compared to most i was bigger
so i f-cked my neighbour
and i made her my b-tch
by smacking her -ss
i’m stronger then spinach
you could call me a jack-ss
i’m rad
and totally bad
if you get me in a cage
i’ll get full of rage
and i’ll make front page
and take center stage
i’m gonna put all my b-tches on sale
to buy some methane
cause i’m insane
and i’m nicer then florence nightingale
by the way i have an airplane
i just want to entertain
i’m always baked
i’ve never had a tummy ache
i’m gonna have some weed now
hey it’s a cow
call
hall
all
rival
landfall
yawl
paul
alcohol
nightfall
kangaroos are cool
handball
umbrella’s and basketball
recall
seawall
tall

[chorus]
i got mushrooms, i got acid, i got tabs and aspirin tablets
i’m your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
you know me, i’m your friend when you need a mini thin
i’m shady

[verse 2]
i enjoy a good party
i had a childhood derby
and f-ck fergie
and f-ck your london bridge
there’s no way you’d make it to cambridge
anyway i like doing drugs
and i’ll even f-ck a pug
cause i’m a mad man
and i like fake tan j-pan
my mentor is charlie sheen
and i’m a meanie
i don’t wear jeans
i enjoy having threes
and i’m always clean
because i have great hygiene
aw, i need some caffeine
but i look breezy
whilst being calmly
now give me a cookie
but i’m not bossy
unless you’re a women
who’s not from britain
i’ll never go away
and can’t wait until friday
and i’ll f-ck anyone midday
and i don’t waste time with foreplay
ha check out my rhymes

[verse 3]
i don’t have a bedtime
and i haven’t reached my peak
maybe i’ll move to anaheim
i f-ck prost-tutes
and i hate women in suits
i don’t need to f-ck them but i do
i don’t go on yahoo
after reviewing this
i want to reminisce
i’ve f-cked so many sl-ts
and i’ve played with a donut
i’ve never deleted a tweet
and your girl, i’ll still
i don’t like feet
i’ve never had oatmeal
you could call me hurtful
and i like purple
deal or no deal
i don’t do anyone who’s cheap
i’ll probably fall asleep
i’ll never bid you farewell
however i follow the eatwell guide
if you don’t like me then commit suicide
and you can’t find the guy
because his cl-ssified (wink)
i consider charly and marley to be badmen
and what do i create with my pen
i’ll pay everyone a compliment
here’s a cent (ha ha ha)
see we have some banta
i don’t know how to play the guitar
do you?
maybe that’s something i’ll pursue

- chazer wazer lyrics

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