chazer wazer - the famous three lyrics
[chorus]
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[verse 1]
yo, b+tch 1 is dumb blonde sl+t
and i really really want her to come on nuts (what nuts?)
jesus, deez nuts, wanna drink her cum from b+tts
she’s my neighbour and i just want a one on f+ck
shе said no, so i guess now i’ve gotta rape hеr
storm her place and make her say, “that’s a lotta tape, uh
she’s screaming and all i can think is, “what a hater”
i was gonna eat her tongue but her ass is a hotta flavour
now i ain’t got a neighbour
[chorus]
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[verse 2]
i’m like a business man, yeah i’m pretty throat cut
b+tch 2 is a celebrity and i wanna f+ck this ho sl+t
i just wanna break into her mansion and go nuts
i’m on her property and i can’t wait to eat her whole guts
i enter her backdoor but i see her husband, oh f+ck
i whisper in her ear, “don’t b+tt”
i tie her to the bed and sneak up behind him with a hammer
i destroy this c+nts body in july like liver cancer
this wh0re is fine, but she keeps telling porky pies, forty times
she keeps screaming i raped her, that’s a naughty lie
don’t you get it b+tch? this is my world and you’re just in my storyline
fun fact, i’m h+rny, i’m also a gory guy
who will eat you out metaphorically and figuratively
actually, you’re safe for today ’cause i bought dinner with me
you’re a sad pathetic man, i’m a winner, britney (not spears)
f+ck it, i’m done with lasagne, give me your c+nt
[chorus]
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[verse 3]
yo, yo, yo, i’ve gotta voodoo hex, who to next?
i guess i should probably go after youtube’s best
myself, i’m gonna rape myself with eight forks
i’m the only one who is good enough for me, i hate wh0res
because i cum on a timer like a train door
the first time i f+cked myself was in a baked store
i wanna drug myself and get f+cked by bill cosby
m+st+rbate in a corner as i k!ll lockey
when i’m dead i want someone to f+ck my chilled body
just want someone to shoot me in the head with a steel shotty
done eight crimes, save rhymes
i wanna burn down june because i hate pride (month)
i don’t waist time on this bassline
munch your d+ck because i hate mine like g+y guys
they’ve wanted me dead since they’re aired my story on dateline
play this at a party, this is a great vibe
i ain’t fine, i’ve had some bodies, i’ve ate five
now i wanna be eaten (eton) like i went to a private school
i’m kinda cool but i’m a violent fool
only problem is i can’t be k!lled because i’m timeless, y’all
[chorus]
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
yeah, i’m a stalker, store her in a freezer
sneak up behind her like a creeper
dump ya body in a lake and leave her
like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
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