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cheech and chong - sister mary elephant lyrics

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good morning, cl-ss
good morning, cl-ss
cl-ss, good, shut up!
thank you

as you know your regular teacher
sister rosetta stone is on a small vacation
however she does send her love, at least finger paintings
and desk club she’s making

i am your subst-tute teacher, sister mary elephant
cl-ss, attention, attention, cl-ss, cl-ss, shut up!
thank you

young man, now give me that knife, thank you
now cl-ss, you all know who i am
so let’s find out who you are

cl-ss, cl-ss, shut up!
thank you

now cl-ss, sister rosetta has informed me
that your -ssignment for the last two months
has been to write an essay ent-tled
‘how i spent my summer vacation’
who would like to read theirs before the cl-ss?

cl-ss, cl-ss, cla, shut up!
thank you

young man in the first row, stand up
state your name and read your essay

who me?
yes, read your essay, please
uh, i don’t have it finished yet
well then, read what you have, young man

okay, the first day on my vacation
what i did on my summer vacation
the first day on my vacation, i woke up
then i went downtown to a quiet job
then i hung out in front of the drugstore

the second day on my summer vacation, i woke up
then i went downtown to look for a job
then i hung out in front of the drugstore
the third day on my summer vacation, i woke up

(now that’s fine, young man)
then i went downtown to look for a job
(that’s fine, young man)
then i got a job
(young man, young man, young man)
keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore
the fourth day on my

shut up!
thank you

now cl-ss, i have a surprise for you
i’m going to read you some poems
out of this lovely book of poetry
the sun kisses the morning skies
the birds kiss the b-tterflies
the dew kisses the morning gr-ss

cl-ss, cl-ss, ca
wake up!

i gotta go to the can, man

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