cheese sandwich, pinkie pie & chorus - the last laugh lyrics
[intro: “weird al” yankovic]
so you’re saying it’s a mix up
of the sounds that i just made
that coaxed the snicker from your throat
in a delicate cascade?
if i did it one more time
if i reproduced that feat
mixed up some letters here and there
you’d “lelly+baugh” tout suite?
[chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
then that’s all i need to do
that’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
squirting flowers and kn+bby knees
rubber chickens my expertise
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese
yeah!
[verse 1: “weird al” yankovic]
i supposed now i should amp things up
to get the thing i’m after
move whole syll+ab+les around
and change em+pha+sis to get laughter
can’t stop now, i’m on a roll
i’ve almost got it back
bright folks like you aren’t subject to
my play+on+words attack!
[pre+chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
with something else, i’ll have to play
to get me where i’m going
whatcha gonna do?
some commedia dell’arte
to get the laughter flowing
[chorus: “weird al” yankovic]
and it’s what i need to do
it’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
follow right behind, if you please
walk this way and i guarantee
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese
[post+chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
accordion solo!
shred it, cheese!
[accordion playing]
whoo! [laughing and whooping]
[chorus: “weird al” yankovic]
and it’s what i need to do
it’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
whoopee cushions and dungarees
i know jokes like my a+b+c’s
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese
[verse 2: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
and now my biggest test
the hardest fish to fry
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
a mind so +n+lytical
a sense of humor dry
(so dry)
to make you laugh would prove to me
that this experiment’s done
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
something ridiculous and not too smart
something like a pun
[intermission: “weird al” yankovic & jesse inocalla, spoken]
hey, sans! how did the laughing bird’s eggs hatch?
they cracked up!
sir… that is so… ridiculous! [laughs]
[chorus: “weird al” yankovic & choir]
then that’s all i need to do
that’s all i need to see
i thought i needed laughter
but it had to come from me
squirting flowers and kn+bby knees
rubber chickens and dungarees
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese!
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