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chef slushy - the search lyrics

[chorus: chef slushy]
scrolling through all the categories
my d+ck is rock hard it belongs in a quarry
made a poem, i call this an allegory
concoct these rhymes like a laboratory
don’t know what to search or what to select
drawing up searches like an architect
there ain’t no category that i haven’t checked
and my d+ck is feeling a strong sense of neglect

[verse: chef slushy]
what do i cl!ck on? what do i watch?
just sitting here with my hand on my crotch
just sitting here, all on my own
will i ever find a girl i can bone?
milf or teenager? what should i cl!ck?
just tryna watch something while i stroke my d+ck
gettin desperate, might open my kik
who sent me that? i just saw a milf’s tits!
on a real note, though, it was kinda rad
she was 45, but she was kinda bad
will i jerk to it? prolly not
gotta get that off my phone before i get caught
p+rnhub or brazzers or teamskeet.com
naughty stepsister caught pegging her mom
two teenagers banging after senior prom
terrorists cumming while planting a bomb
as long as they’re naked don’t care where they’re from
asian, caucasian, they all make me cum
except when a girl with a d+ck wants to play
how does anyone like that? that’s h+lla g+y
boutta start dabbling into hentai
saw a cute girl but that she was a guy
this girl has such giant titties and thighs
oh wait, never mind i think she’s only 9

[outro: chef slushy and 911 operator]
911, what’s your emergency?
i just spit fire!

- chef slushy lyrics

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