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chefdox - principal skinner lyrics

y’all acting like principal skinner
i just had sex for dinner
i flex my pecs, now i’m in her
kc2, i’m the winner
y’all second place, and i’m first
like lil uzi vert, i stand on my money, i’m tall as a church
like lil uzi vert, i stand on my money, i’m tall as a birch
tree, smoking leaves, then i leave
go home and i think
my principal fricking stinks
he won’t let me rap in class, so i gotta sing
here, put this in his drink
devil on my shoulder told me to breathe
that’s how fucked i am, see
this devil ain’t scary to me
been a man of god on my knees
praying my principal slips and he falls on his bad hip, jeez
who cut the cheese?
sorry, skinner, it was me
sorry, skinner, there’s a dick in yo tea
i just had sex with an earl grey tea
english breakfast took my virginity
i been fucking t, you been fucking gay
nun wrong with that, bro
i just don’t swing that way
i need a beam that spray
i need to sing today
i need a zinger burger and a 2+piece
toothpaste in yo mum mouth when she told me to cum down
her throat
me and the throat goat
took turns in her holes, bro
back and forth like a yo+yo
we in her pussy having rap battles like yo+yo
i was in her first, then you joined
now my biscuit limp, and it hurts—like fred durst
wait—dp, chefdox, and tg
principal skinner walks in and says, “what you doing to my mummy?”
sorry, skinner, she is yummy
imma finish on her bum cheeks
okay, this song getting weird
if you don’t listen to king chef, you queer
(so you don’t have to listen to king chef, ain’t nun wrong with queers)
i am just not it
i know y’all stuck in the closet
my wallet is big as a frolicking clay animation from wallace & gromit
i could expand it, but honestly, i understand they all want me to stop
’cause i’m finna land in japan with a tour for king chef 2
i’m the man who be planning my shows
and there’s nobody telling the hoes
i got all types of dough—i mean sour
you just add some flour and salt
water and butter and sugar, my bro
don’t forget sourdough starter
i’m starting to feel like my father
the way i been building my tower
my dad, he a builder, his name isn’t bob
being a builder forever his job
imma keep rapping and never gon’ stop

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