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cheryl wheeler - white cat lyrics

i was a white cat once, but when i roll around i get all gray and brown
and it does not make sense to waste a busy day l!cking the dirt away
and i have staff for that, sent here to serve the cat
i let my fur get gray and then i dock their pay
it’s a brand new mornin’ as i stretch and arise
amble over to the table, little nibble on the kibble
shred a little sofa as i open my eyes
yes i got ratted, matted messed up hair
this verbal fur ball does not care
i want to be the lord of the fleas
i saunter and i do what i please
so if you need to see the key to be ungroomed
you just stay tuned to this maine coon
i was in the garden, takin’ the sun
checkin’ out the bugs, musta rolled on one
so i got this slug bug stuck to my fur real good
but i didn’t really mind, just a little bit o’ slime
i’d find it later, you know, scratchin’ my back
be glad i saved it, make a nice little snack
i went inside, i swear the staff went insane
runnin’ with the comb and scissors, screamin’ my name
but i can give ’em the quick slip i don’t make a sound
i get onto their outfits and roll all around
my fur looks bad to me all gray and askew
i think my staff should be displayin’ it too
and they got this two bit sand pit they want me to use
sometimes i don’t mind, sometimes i refuse
hey i am me, i’m free, independence rocks
this ain’t no new craze to find ways to think outside the box
i’m really messy hey hey i like to be
and they’re so testy all day at the sight o’ me
just as all work and no play wasn’t meant to be
they sacrifice to feng-shui their joi de vive
i was a white cat, i was a white cat
i was a white cat once

- cheryl wheeler lyrics

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