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chet novicki - women's lib blues lyrics

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[verse]
well the wife and i were happy
she kept house and i watched the store
and then one day these floppy titty ladies
came a knockin’ at our door they said

“we represent the movement, and we’re going to change your life”
“now your ass in the other room boy we’ve got business with your wife”

well it changed to play so quickly
i guess that i was dazed
by the time i got my senses back
her consciousness was raised
after thirty years of marriage she no longer was
my sweetie poo

she said “call me miss you chauvinist pig
if you know whats good for you”

[chorus]
but i wish she’d shave her underarms
and put some makeup around her eyes
i wish to h+ll she wouldn’t dress just like one of the guys

i wish she’d put her bra back on before her titties scr+ped the ground
i wish she’d be the way she was ‘fore women’s lib came around
[verse]
now i’m eating at the diner
and i spend most nights alone
i clean the house and wash the clothes
’cause the wife is never home

she says that thanks to womens lib
at+last shes finally free
and if i don’t like the way things are
that’s just tough sh+t for me

[chorus]
but i wish she’d shave her underarms
and put some makeup around her eyes
i wish to h+ll she wouldn’t dress just like one of the guys

i wish she’d put her bra back on before her titties scr+ped the ground
i wish she’d be the way she was ‘fore women’s lib came around

- chet novicki lyrics

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