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chris and the celeriac - courgette crisis lyrics

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[verse 1]

‘cos my ratatouille just feels somewhat empty

[chorus]

oh i thought it was a bad dream
and now i spiralise into a vegetable of uncertainty

[verse 2]
now it’s spread to the
and we’rе flying over cabbage from america
salad’s gonna cost loads of monеy
that’s funds i need for my microbrewery
‘cos i’m starting to fear that i can’t make any more of my courgette beer
it’s made me go pale that i’m gonna to have to settle for a pale kale ale

[chorus]

oh i thought it was a bad dream
and now i spiralise into a vegetable of uncertainty

[bridge]
my veggie argument might be weak
but maybe i’m trapped in a liberal bubble and squeak
didn’t know i had to do a trade deal to enjoy a veggie meal
you don’t care about how a courgette feels

[refrain]
i’ve been reading nostradamus
he predicted courgettes would be picked off by half+frosted [?]

[chorus]

oh i thought it was a bad dream
and now i spiralise into a vegetable of uncertainty

[outro]
leave the courgettes out of this, they haven’t done anything wrong

- chris and the celeriac lyrics

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