chris moyles - liar lyrics
i invented the wheel
when i was only seven
i had dinner with god
when i popped into heaven
when i was just eleven
i’ve sailed right round the world
in just a tiny dinghy
i’m best mates with bill gates
i made his computer thingy
and i can lift a mini
yes i can lift a mini
cos i’m a liar
can fly, so high
invented crisp and dry
i am in charge when the red arrows fly by
i’m a liar
i’ve seen, the queen
reading nuts magazine
she used to buy it but she now gets it
for free
i can eat a packet of crisps
whilst on a unicycle
i was friends with the hoff
when people called him michael
it was my idea
to do x factor
not that simon cowell
cos i’m a liar
you dig, i’m big
i’m actually the stig
was brought up by a pig just outside of leeds
i’m a liar
i dance, i cook
wrote harry potter books
but let that lady say she did cos she
was nice
cos i’m a liar
i’m a liar
sliced bread, invented sliced bread
i did it with joe pesci sitting in a
garden shed
can climb a mountain
came up with wheelie bins
and on the starship enterprise
i am the captain
hob n0bs, invented hob n0bs
whilst having lunch with noddy holder
eating meat cobs
daytime tv
is all made by me
i come up with all the ideas
whist eating my tea
i’m a liar/ i’m a liar
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