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chris moyles - pissed (with pie) lyrics

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[moyles]
i wanna be drunk when i wake up
i wanna be drunk by 7 o’clock
i wanna be smashed before the world wakes
pouring vodka not milk on my corn flakes

[both]
no coffee ’cause i would not be drunk at all
i wanna be drunk by this morning
’cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
schoefield, windshield i’m not very sober
i think i’ll struggle to get through this song

[sheerhan]
’cause i need some booze every once in a while
helps me get through jeremy kyle
all dramas through lie detection
mum f-cked a member of one direction
p-ss the lager lets stop the thinking and
carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie

maybe i’ll stop drinking now
stop my drinking now
stop my drinking now
or maybe just one more

[moyles]
walking into work, i am winning
i wish this room would stop its bl–dy spinning
another meeting, they’re all repeating and my attention is now depleting
i need to get to lunchtime so i can drink again
and maybe other people like me
you see the little stain below, it really is pee
pants are damper, should be wearing pampers
’cause i just think i wet myself

[sheerhan]
’cause when it comes to the evening time
i spill words when i’m downing the red wine
i strike a cool pose, in waitrose
chucked out by a guard with a large nose
try to hide it
try to fight it
it’s too late ’cause i think i sh-t myself, with pie, with pie

[moyles]
maybe i’ll stop drinking now
stop my drinking now
stop my drinking now
or maybe just one more

[both]
all by myself
in a mexican bar
all by myself
in casualty
all by myself
outside of casualty
all by myself

[moyles]
just drunk again
yes i’m drunk again
completely drunk again
i think i need some sleep

- chris moyles lyrics

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