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chris strand - dickbute lyrics

this is the greatest and best podcast in the world…
the d-ck show

a long time ago
me and my brother sean here
we were podcasting on
a long successful show
then all of a sudden
there shined a hairy demon
in the middle… of the road
and he said
“i am ending this old show
go make your own”
well me and sean
we looked at each other
and we each said
“okay”
and so we take the first thing
that came to our heads
just so happened to be
the best show in the world
it was the best show in the world

the show was attacked by [gbps?]
and a group of b-tches from ucb out of jealousy
the attacks all failed but they didn’t know
when you treat your fans they will help you grow
and’ll give you dough

d-ck did make his own
and the show was great
the main focus was comedy
and not debate

he asked us
“-snort-
join my network?”
and we said
“nay
we have our own”
c-nt!
ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
whoah, whoah
whoah-oh

this is now
the best podcast in the world, your
listenin’ to the d-ck show
couldn’t continue
the biggest problem in the universe, no
this is the d-ck show, oh
its got the greatest sound in the world
alright
some of the greatest fans in the world
alright
turns out maddox was the biggest problem
on the very best show in the world
whoa

gee fli-goo fli-goo goo gee fli-goo fli-goo fli-goo
(cuck, cuck, cuck)
fli-goo fli-goo ga gee hee
(c-c-cu-cuck)
fli-goo goo gee yaba yaba yaba gee
(cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck)
fli-goo fli-goo, a motherf-cka’ [can’t understand]
(cuck, cuck)

the peculiar thing is this my friends
the podcast we recorded that fateful night
it makes a f-ck-ton more skrilla than that old show!

listen to the d-ck show
and hear all the rages
the d-ck tips are there
from d-ck and from life coach
subscribe!
do a call-in!
then make your own podcast and plug it!
don’t forget to create a patreon cause
big swingin’ d-cks [can’t understand this too]

alright

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