christmas carols - the grinch s theme song lyrics
the grinch’s theme song by christmas carolsyou’re a mean one, mr. grinch
you really are a deel,
you’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, mr. grinch,
you’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
you’re a monster, mr. grinch
your heart’s an empty hole,
your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch,
i wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
you’re a vile one, mr. grinch
you have termites in your smile,
you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, mr. grinch,
given the choice between the two of you, i’d take the seasick crocodile!
you’re a foul one, mr. grinch
you’re a nasty wasty skunk,
your heart is full of unwashed socks,
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote,
“stink, stank, stunk”!
you’re a real meany, mr. grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots,
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with
moldy purple spots, mr. grinch,
your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful
-ssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
you nauseate me, mr. grinch
with a nauseous super “naus”,
you’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, mr. grinch,
you’re a three decker sauerkraut and
toadstool sandwich with -rs-nic sauce!
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