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christmas songs - the grinch's theme song lyrics

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you’re a mean one, mr. grinch
you really are a heel,
you’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, mr. grinch,
you’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

you’re a monster, mr. grinch,
your heart’s an empty hole,
your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, mr. grinch,
i wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

you’re a foul one, mr. grinch,
you have termites in your smile,
you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, mr. grinch,
given a choice between the two of you i’d take the seasick crocodile!

you’re a rotter, mr. grinch,
you’re the king of sinful sots,
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, mr. grinch,
you’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with -rs-nic sauce!

you nauseate me, mr. grinch,
with a nauseous super “naus”!,
you’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, mr. grinch,
your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
-ssortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

you’re a foul one, mr. grinch,
you’re a nasty wasty skunk,
your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, mr. grinch,
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote,
“stink, stank, stunk”!

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