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chubbz nipple - blood type lyrics

yup! i got a story for ya
here we go

barely made it through the night, yea
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (ha!)
man, i live up to the hype, yea
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (woah)

out to toga, at the bars, uh
real bazaar, reekin’ of booze and cheap cigars
gave my uber five stars (five stars)
not a dollar to my name, what a shame
man, f+ck a surcharge (f+ck that!)
now my moms gotta pick me up, f+ck
and i’m so d+mn drunk but i just don’t give a f+ck
sittin’ waiting out front
(where are you mom?!)
next thing i know, i see two dudes approach
i’m getting jumped (woah!)
what’d i do wrong, huh? (why me god?!)
now all my money’s gone, sh+t they even took my coupons
half off my gap order just went out the door
sh+t, bet ya ass i’ll be back next weekend for more, ‘cause

barely made it through the night, yea (ha!)
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (yup!)
just another day in the life, yea
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (woah)
on the way home, moms so suspicious
i said “d+mn leave me alone, won’t you mind your own business?”
(b+tch)
then she snapped back with a tone so vicious
saying, “don’t get mad at me just ‘cause you got zero b+tches!”
(ooo!)
it’s not my fault mom
the ratio was off, there was four dudes for every broad
didn’t even get to shoot my shot, d+mn
plus, the bouncer kicked me out i said he couldn’t find a g+spot
(whoa!)
wait mom, do you smell that
where’s it coming from? pop the door i’m bout to yack
(ugh)
she let out a gasp (gasp)
saying as she laughed
“you’re insane! there’s a brown stain all over your ass josh!”
(ha!)

barely made it through the night, yea (ha!)
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (yup!)
man, i live up to the hype, yea
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (one more time!)
barely made it through the night, yea (ha!)
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (yup!)
just another day in the life, yea (you know it!)
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (b+tch)
just wanna thank red bull vodka
for getting me to do some stupid ass sh+t
and shout out to my mom
for getting me outta that stupid ass sh+t, literally
(haha, yup!)

the next day i’m out golfing with the boys
nothing’s changed, we’re the same still very unemployed (ha!)
“aye obie” i said, “i got some bad sunday scaries”
he’s like, “quit being a b+tch, go get a bl++dy mary”
haha, i chuckled, might help my game a little
cart girl’s like, “you want a double?”
i’m like, “gimme a triple!” (yup!)
vodka’s rough on the stomach though
all of a sudden, my brother’s like, “josh there’s some dirt on your b+ttocks yo!”
(uh oh)
“ha+ha+ha, yup! that’s definitely dirt!” i said
my cousin’s like, “well tell us why your f+cking face is so red”
called my mom on the phone, she’s like, “what’s got you upset?”
“uhhhhh, mom i confess – i sh+t my f+cking pants again”
(f+ck!)

barely made it through the night, yuh (wooo!)
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (huh!)
(i sh+t my pants)
man, i live up to the hype, yuh
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (one more time!)
(i sh+t my pants)
barely made it through the night, yea (ha!)
sh+t my pants, d+mn right
sh+t i almost died twice, (yup!)
(i sh+t my pants)
just another day in the life, yea (you know it!)
liquor in my veins, rbv my blood type (woah!)
yea
moral of the story
alcohol makes me sh+t my pants
catch me at the bars, diapered up!
haha (yuh!)

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