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chuckklez - the grinch mixed with krampus lyrics

[intro]
dj lil sprite on the track

[verse 1: chuckklez]
ho ho ho motherf+ckers, here we go
i got another gory holiday tale i’m ’bout to show
so get cozy around the fireplace while smoking slanted tree
and to get prepared to tell the story starring evil horror me (hahaha)
it began around december on the night of christmas eve
when i broke into your b+tches house and sn+tched her by her weave
scared her, crying for forgiveness, saying she was a good girl
knowing the fact the hoe was lying so i stabbed her and watched her f+cking hurl (ugh)
while she sobbed and stunned i began to cut her like a f+cking fish
and decorate the living room with organs to make it stylish (hahaha!)
call it a special gift because the grinch mixed with krampus
is back with a dirty hit just to make your christmas f+cking hideous
[chorus: chuckklez]
who’s that evil b+st+rd who has returned for the holiday
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
carrying a f+cking axe, he’s coming to make the blood spray
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
who’s that creepy monster who has a heart of an empty hole?
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
return my famous smile and bury the bodies beneath the snow
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus

[verse 2: chuckklez]
i’ve been scr+w+ng up christmas ever since i was a teen (uh huh)
fifteen years up in the game with an attitude so f+cking mean (uh huh)
’cause that old white piece of sh+t named santa always gave me coal (yeah)
he said that f+cking towards my face and now you’ll pay for what he’d buy me hoe (yeah)
wish that everybody loves my favorite type of way of payback
keep and collecting their severed heads and stuffing ’em inside my big old toy sack
just by spreading the gore of self and death makes me holly jolly
to the point i got creative and i decked the halls with their bowels of holly
yes, i am so f+cking deranged, and no, i ain’t gonna f+cking change
for n0body in these fake+ass days
so suck my b+lls and f+ck out my way
’cause i’m on a deadly mission to finally watch your entire christmas burn
the longer we reach hearts in this, all y’all remember my name and f+cking learn (yeah)

[chorus: chuckklez]
who’s that evil b+st+rd who has returned for the holiday
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
carrying a f+cking axe, he’s coming to make the blood spray
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
who’s that creepy monster who has a heart of an empty hole?
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
return my famous smile and bury the bodies beneath the snow
the grinch mixed with krampus, the grinch mixed with krampus
[outro]
ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho

- chuckklez lyrics

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