chuggaboom - awkward erections lyrics
[intro]
why now? oh body f-ck why now?
you’ve been so well behaved, oh body f-ck why now?
she’s gonna think i’m a freak pervert
no! why now? oh body f-ck why now?
[verse 1]
so i took her to the pics
to see schindler’s list (oh yeah, how did it go?)
it was going kinda well until she tapped me on the leg
“is that smoke i can smell?” (oh this is gonna be good)
the place lit up like blackpool pier
and i came to terms with dying in here
they said “get out, find your nearest exit”
but i got a bigger problem than brexit
[pre-chorus]
why now? oh body f-ck why now?
you’ve been so well behaved, oh body f-ck why now?
she’s gonna think i’m a freak pervert
no! why now? oh body f-ck why now?
[chorus]
why does this always happen to me
when i don’t need it?
another case of life being unfair
i swear it’s nothing personal, oh, nevermind
[verse 2]
so i try to start thinking about something
that’ll get this modest tent to shrink
so i wrack my brain for the worst things i’ve ever seen
10 pages deep in a search for naked pics of the queen
i google roadk!ll, blue waffle and madonna’s t–th
i’ve started doubting myself, maybe this is my thing
oh wait, it’s going down
i think i might be good
but then she grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet
in silence, the three of us stood
[chorus]
why does this always happen to me
when i don’t need it?
another case of life being unfair
i swear it’s nothing personal, oh, nevermind
[bridge]
oh what a f-ck up
i should get this thing f-cking locked up
she’s offering to blow it (blow it, blow it)
and i said, nothing and exploaded, oh!
[chorus]
why does this always happen to me
when i don’t need it?
another case of life being unfair
i swear it’s nothing personal
[chorus]
why does this always happen to me
when i don’t need it?
another case of life being unfair
i swear it’s nothing personal
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