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chutch mcgillicutty - rat-a-tat phat lyrics

[intro: chutch mcgillicutty]
what’s up yall?
it’s your boy chutch
back up on the mic…
i dedicate this song to the…
the greatest of great…
he’s a m-th-f-ckin’ g
yall might know him
his name’s phat
he’s a legend
up in this game

[verse 1: chutch mcgillicutty]
rat a tat phat on your -ss
he is the first and last
he’s a snake in the gr-ss
always stacking cash
talking trash
rippin’ bowls
dumpin’ ash
splitting hoes
wrecking sn-tch
…basically a bad-ss
always down to f-ck a ho
he f-cks ‘em hard
he f-cks ‘em slow
he f-cks ‘em in the yard
and then he f-cks ‘em on the floor
he f-cks ‘em in his car
and then he f-cks ‘em at the show
he f-cks ‘em at the bar
and he f-cks ‘em on his boat
he’s fishin’ for gar
and they strokin’ his chode
he makes ‘em see stars
when he blows his f-cking load
he starred as the k!ller on murder she wrote
he f-cked his first b-tch when he was four years old
hardcore don’t even describe
when he looks you in the eye
sometimes people die
it’s been officially doc-mented 15 times
but you can’t prosecute
crimes of the mind
you want a first hand account?
talk to pat
who’s that?
he’s cowherd’s brother
and a good friend of phat
one night at the mat
a few years back
this mental f-ckin’ midgett
started talking some smack
it was over real fast
his head exploded
from one cursory glance
girls are cursing
cause they got some blood up on they’ pants
phat just downs his gl-ss
examines the scene and laughs…

[hook: chutch mcgillicutty]
he’s the greatest of all time
a motherf-ckin’ miracle
he’s sharp as a knife
yet absolutely spherical
he’s traveled to the stars
and consulted for god
he’s sold out seminars
about how to beat off

he’s the greatest of all time
a motherf-ckin’ miracle
he’s sharp as a knife
yet absolutely spherical
he’s traveled to the stars
and consulted for god
he’s sold out seminars
about how to beat off

[verse 2:chutch mcgillicutty]
he’s an all-time legend
unparalleled by any
he beat up kevin
and then he f-cked winnie
it’s a wonder year alive
if you ever f-cking tried
to talk sh-t to him
you probably shoulda died
he hit you high
he hit you low
he grabs the pipe
and rips the ‘dro
sippin’ a pacifico
eyein’ a specific ho
she bites her lip
and it’s a go
a good hard f-ck
and a sniff of c0ke
listen ho
he’s got to go
we all know what you’re wishin’ for
best keep fishin’ wh0r-…
he’s the big fish
in the biggest f-cking pond
he loves big t-ts
especially when they jackin’ off his dong…
he t-tty f-cks a lot of hoes…
how many?… who knows…
but you couldn’t count the number on the whole world’s fingers and toes…

i ain’t even f-ckin around yall
i’m talking primates…
i’m f-cking talking raccoons and sh-t…
hey man…
if a person was born without feet, and has some stumps instead, i’m counting those m-th-f-ckas too
this m-th-f-cka’s bad -ss
he’s f-cked so many hoes…
in the t-ts
he’s t-tty-f-cked a lot of hoes yall

[hook:chutch mcgillicutty]
he’s the greatest of all time
a motherf-ckin’ miracle
he’s sharp as a knife
yet absolutely spherical
he’s traveled to the stars
and consulted for god
he’s sold out seminars
about how to beat off

he’s an all-time legend
the m-th-f-ckin’ mack
he’s been to heaven
and he ain’t going back
wherever there’s t-tties
that’s where he’s at
you know who it is
it’s m-th-f-cking phat…

[outro:chutch mcgillicutty]
that’s right yall…
don’t ever forget about this m-th-f-cker…
and ladies…
watch out…
if you got t-ts…
he’s probably gonna f-ck them

- chutch mcgillicutty lyrics

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