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circumcision - same-sex marriage lyrics

ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today
for the marriage of quantavious mctavious
and, i’m like totally gay, i don’t give a f+ck
well, his name is darren smith
my name is not darren, what the f+ck
how do you pr+nounce it? (zarren)
zarren, okay
well, say your vows to each other
hey babe, i think i love you baby
and i need you baby
so bring that ass to me and let’s get manly together baby
baby, i know you want a piece of me
and i want a piece of you bad baby
so give me that ass right now
before i smack it myself in front of everyone
and bark like a dirty dog
alright that was something, your turn, your turn
you say you want this ass?
you want this p+ssy? you want this ass?
what are you talking about? i don’t have a p+ssy
i got that d+ck for you (i did not sign up for this sh+t)
(i did not sign up for this sh+t)
sh+t honey, i know you got those racks
so i’m gonna have to give you this fat f+ckin’ ass
alright, can we please bring the ring over
here you go, thank you, thank you
alright, daquavious, is that your name? i don’t know i forgot
yeah motherf+cker, alright
do you take zarren to be your awfully wedded husband?
sh+t motherf+cker, i do
alright, zarren do you take daquavious to be your awfully wedded husband?
you already know man, i don’t give a f+ck no more man
i don’t know what to think no more man
alright (this ass got you dazed homie)
(shut your ass up) i now pr+nounce you husband and husband
(that’s gay as f+ck) you may now kiss the groom
(what the f+ck you doing, you gay ass b+tch?)
(i’mma f+ck the sh+t out of you when we get home)
i love you, i bet he loves you too

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