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circus of dead squirrels - commercial breakdown lyrics

sweet jesus grant me the patience
sweet jesus grant me the patience
sweet jesus grant me the patience
sweet jesus grant me the patience

repetition, cute slogans
a classic 80’s song
gets stuck in your head all day long
when i need a catheter
depends diapers, vagisil creme
i don’t think i’ll be watching tv
a celebrity guest
million dollar endors+m+nt
papa john’s, coke and pepsi
sh+t they’d never put in their bodies
insured by flo at progressive
the geico gecko and the pig
the deep voice 24 allstate guy
i think i’d rather crash and die
it used to be just qvc
or late at night when i couldn’t sleep
but infomercials spread like disease
loud mouths push products no one needs
and if that isn’t bad enough
every few minutes commercials interrupt
all the shows are cut in half
by lawyers, yogurt, and quick cash ads

when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
you’ve got the symptoms, you’re convinced
when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
when you’re channel surfing
through the drug abyss
pain and death from side effects

a violation of my privacy
these corporations are harassing me
a violation of my privacy
these corporations are harassing me
a violation of my privacy
these corporations are harassing me
a violation of my privacy
these corporations are harassing me
turn off the tv, no way to escape
where there’s technology
advertis+m+nts are shoved in your face

i used to really look forward to
the movie previews, but now its too much
how much money do you want from me?
i got a ticket and a f+cking soda
and it cost me twenty bucks
they took over the internet
watching youtube is an all day event
can skip the ad in five seconds
who the f+ck would ever want to watch the rest?

get it through your f+cking heads
the more i see your f+cking ads
the less i want to buy your cr+p
but i guess it works on some poor sap

repetition, cute slogans
a classic 80’s song
gets stuck in your head all day long
when i need a catheter
depends diapers, vagisil creme
i don’t think i’ll be watching tv
a celebrity guest
million dollar endors+m+nt
papa john’s, coke and pepsi
sh+t they’d never put in their bodies
insured by flo at progressive
the geico gecko and the pig
the deep voice 24 allstate guy
nationwide’s a th+rn in my side
it’s just a matter of time…
set your dvr recorder
watch it later and fast forward
before you can only rewind
take a load off of my mind
shoot me at commercial time

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