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cisco kid - pizzaman lyrics

(italian accent makes him sound like he’s swearing when he’s not)

in the morning i go down to eat breakfast,
i said to the waitress i want to pieces of toast,
she brings me only one piece,
i tell her i want to piece,
she said go to the toilet,
i say you dont understand,
i wanna piece on my plate,
she said you better not p-ss on your plate you son of a b-tch,
i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b-tch

i dont need this sh-t!

later i go down to eat at the big restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
i tell her i wanted a fork,
she telling me everybody want a f-ck,
i say you dont understand,
i wanna fork on my table,
she says you better not f-ck on the table you son of a b-tch,
i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b-tch

i dont need this sh-t!

so i go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
called the manager and tell him i want a sheet,
he says go to the toilet,
i say you dont understand,
i wanna sheet on my bed,
he says you better not sh-t on my bed you son of a b-tch,
i go to the check out and the man at the desk says ‘peace on you’,
i say ‘p-ss on you too you son of a b-tch, im going back to italia, holiday dench’

i dont need this sh-t!

- cisco kid lyrics

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