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clayton jokythur - dark forces lyrics

[verse 1: clayton jokythur]
oh my god it’s so dark
i just feel like clark
kent but i’m cold
hahaha, that’s so old
bet you didn’t even understand
so imma tell you first hand
you gotta know portuguese
and that’s all i’ll say b-tch, please
now let me get back to it
cause i don’t wanna eat sh-t
yeah, the darkness is spreading
and people are dreading
evil is all around us
this is the power of chaos
and if you don’t know
let me show
you
what evil can do

[hook: the very evil tortoise]
oh yeah the evil is here (evil is here)
i feel it so near (feel it so near)
and i know you are scared (know you are scared)
so you better get prepared (better get prepared)
cuz we
will
eat you!
~laugh~

[verse 2 (the very evil tortoise)]
b-tch i’m very evil and i make evil noises
everyone’s scared of me, even tortoises
of course, i am one
and i’ll never be done
with eating your soul
eating your body as a whole
the dark forces are in my blood
i have power to cause a flood
of blood
oh my god i can’t rhyme this f-cking word
time to relax and calm down now
i feast on souls and wipe my mouth with a towel
and i know you don’t care
but you will when i start eating your hair
you must really know, man, how evil i am
my sandwiches have blood and souls, no cheese and ham
i am the essence of destruction
i represent the eruption
of dark forces in every place
i just won the race
and the trophy’s your soul
wow
this sh-t is getting me tired
great thing is i’m not hired
by the mr. dark lord
cause he drives a ford
fusion
what an illusion
i’ll let the chaos control
that other tortoise
and now i must go
clayton make some noise!

[verse 3: clayton]
man that was crazy
i mean, real crazy
i can’t even rhyme well now
d-mn, what do i do now?
i sound like weezy
at least i’m not, um, clizzy
wow, that sounded good
it’s, like, from the hood
no no, that’s a shame
i need a better nickname
oh, i already have one, hey
i totally forgot bout cla-clay
but this sh-t is so off-topic
i can’t even stay on topic
d-mn, this sh-t again
when will i rhyme well again, when?
and i heard you saying never
don’t you think you’re that clever
if you think i suck at rhyming
you should just stop whining
and try to prove what you can do
no, i won’t say who
i’m possessed by dark powers
and this will last for 6 hours
but i’m afraid i can’t rhyme
during all of this time
specially about dark forces
they just rhyme with horses
now i need some exorcism
and so i’ll go and paint
i’m into modernism
i’ll do it till i faint

[hook: the very evil tortoise)]
oh yeah the evil is here (evil is here)
i feel it so near (feel it so near)
and i know you are scared (know you are scared)
so you better get prepared (better get prepared)
cuz we
will
eat you!
~laugh~

- clayton jokythur lyrics

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