clayton jokythur - my girls lyrics
[intro]
yo, all of the girls i f-cked, oh, i mean, all the girls of my life
this is for you; don’t forget me never, even though i’ll forget you
soon
[verse 1]
it started when i was a child
girls saw me and just went wild
i didn’t undestand that
neither did matt
it was very strange
but things change
i started to grow up
i learned to say “w-ssup”
before i knew i was a teen
looking at me was that girl, kim
she was growing up too
just like the other girls grew
and that meant, you know
b00bs, booties, yeah, wow
but naughty? not yet
i kissed most of them, just not the fat
but years p-ss by
sure i could do more things, but why?
hmm, they felt pleasure, yes
i kissed, and my hand explored hips, -ss
some time later they let me touch the p-ssy
and after that, well you know
handjobs
bl-wj-bs
steve jobs
and then began real s-x
v-g-n-l and -n-l s-x
hm, sh-t, it’s so good
i learnt it on the hood
well, this should explain how it is
girls say “he touched mine, i touched his”
[hook]
man, that’s my girls
they’re part of my world
they’re so sweet
they dance along with the beat
i loved so many of ’em
even more than cheese and ham
i surely f-cked a lot
with ’em i smoked pot
our kisses were wonderful
but to leave ’em, painful
[verse 2]
yo, there was a girl name earl
oh, wait, earl ain’t a name for a girl
so, this chick was very hot
it’d be a disaster if she were shot
but she and i were very close
we weren’t dating but i kissed her in the nose
one day at a party we got very drunk
so i saw her and everyone else looked like junk
i went in and conquered her
it wasn’t a difficult girl to lure
her humps on my hands were delicious
all our other friends were suspicious
but that is past
drunk relationships never last
ok, so, there was a girl called mary
mary and i almost married
ha-ha, that ain’t funny
neither was she, she just had money
but she had b00bs that were incredible
i used to call her mrs. incredible
she was addicted in hazelnuts
and also liked b-tts
but we didn’t work out
in s-x, she did nothing but shout
this other girl, many
loved m&m
and i loved henny
but she was many, notnot jenny
she was ugly as h-ll
she looked worse than i can tell
so why did i date her?
cuz i was desperate, you f-cking baker
she had a very hot nose
s-xy? just could pose
so i dumped her like matt would do
makamaka 2pac woo
[hook]
man, that’s my girls
they’re part of my world
they’re so sweet
they dance along with the beat
i loved so many of ’em
even more than cheese and ham
i surely f-cked a lot
with ’em i smoked pot
our kisses were wonderful
but to leave ’em, painful
[verse 3]
once upon a time
i met a girl named haha
she was so hot
that when i saw her i said “whoa”
they said she was too much for me
but i didn’t care i had to try
so i told her she was perfect; why would i lie?
but she didn’t like me
no, she rubbed my d-ck on her knee
so i tried to wipe her out from my memory
but i couldn’t, cuz she was so hot and it was all i could see
eventually i got over it
i stopped mumbling all that sh-t
so i met carla, wow
she was hotter than bow wow
wait, that’s g-y
and i’m a man, hey
so, her -ss was so great
better than the hamburguer i ate
and she was naughty as britney spears
when i left her i burst in tears
but i had to do that
as had already told me matt
cuz she was no good for me
she was dumber than a tree
next girl is the last i’ll talk about
she had a pretty face and, her name, i have a doubt
was it larissa?
or was it melissa?
i couldn’t understand
cuz my d-ck was in love with her hand
she gave the best handjobs of my life
but she wouldn’t do in no way as a wife
cuz she was, well, a real wh0r-
i said i wanted, and she gave me more
she came from a b-tchouse, 175
sometimes she was so tired, i didn’t know if she was alive
and then one day we just broke up
cuz barcelona had just won the spanish cup
[hook]
man, that’s my girls
they’re part of my world
they’re so sweet
they dance along with the beat
i loved so many of ’em
even more than cheese and ham
i surely f-cked a lot
with ’em i smoked pot
our kisses were wonderful
but to leave ’em, painful
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